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Vampires

Dear Science Side of Tumblr,

TW: Blood, Suicide

How come vampires don't suck the blood out of people's wrists? Wouldn't it be easier than sucking it out of the neck? It would be easier to convince someone to give you their hand than it would to be their neck, right? Plus, maybe they would frame the murder as a suicide by slitting the victim's wrists? Do they just do it from the neck because it looks cooler?

Sincerely, an idiot

mice

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

STOP THAT. NOT HIS EYES TOO 😭😭

this was so link click coded for no reason

meanwhile, with Lu Guang:

THAT BITCH IS CRYING.

Pov: the end of round six

alternative version under cut (:

Ivan: The Unreliable Narrator

IVAN YOU FLIPPING LIAR. HE WAS LOOKING ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

why is this meme literally link click

original under cut

Vampires Sparkle??

Dear Paranormal Side of Tumblr,

I was thinking about how different depictions of vampires either sparkling or burning in sunlight and I had the idea that maybe it depends on what time of day it is? Or maybe vampires just wear spf 50 sunscreen so they don't burn. On another note, the moon doesn't produce it's own light. It reflects the sun's, so doesn't that mean they can't go out at night either? Unless the moon filters out all the bad sunlight or something. Any ideas?

Sincerely, an idiot.

Balloons are weird

Dear Science side of Tumblr,

How come some balloons deflate after 2 days but then some last for like 6 years. Is it the material? Is it the way it's tied? Is it survival of the fittest but for balloons?

Sincerely, an idiot