Who Wants To Be The Doomed By The Narrative With Me? (⁠ ͡⁠° ⁠ᴗ⁠  ͡⁠°⁠ )

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS FRAME

ISNT THAT VEINS HAND?? IS THAT HOW CHENG XIOSHI DIED IN THE FIRST TIMELINE??? IS THAT WHY LU GANG WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE GOT SHOT?? GUYSSSS

Vampires

Dear Science Side of Tumblr,

TW: Blood, Suicide

How come vampires don't suck the blood out of people's wrists? Wouldn't it be easier than sucking it out of the neck? It would be easier to convince someone to give you their hand than it would to be their neck, right? Plus, maybe they would frame the murder as a suicide by slitting the victim's wrists? Do they just do it from the neck because it looks cooler?

Sincerely, an idiot

Humans are really clueless if you think about it.

I have recently realized that a horse has no idea what squids are. Pedro the Penguin has never met a monkey. Most species have no idea that the ones that they don't see everyday exist, like, at all??? This sounds so stupid but it really makes you think about humans being clueless about what's in space. We all assume that we know a lot but in reality we know like nothing.

STOP THAT. NOT HIS EYES TOO 😭😭

Ivan: The Unreliable Narrator

IVAN YOU FLIPPING LIAR. HE WAS LOOKING ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Vision

Dear Science Side of Tumblr,

What's the shape of our peripheral vision? I'm pretty sure that it's not a rectangle, but then why are screen rectangles? Is it more gogle-y shaped? I've always wondered this.

Sincerely, a blind idiot

Vampires Sparkle??

Dear Paranormal Side of Tumblr,

I was thinking about how different depictions of vampires either sparkling or burning in sunlight and I had the idea that maybe it depends on what time of day it is? Or maybe vampires just wear spf 50 sunscreen so they don't burn. On another note, the moon doesn't produce it's own light. It reflects the sun's, so doesn't that mean they can't go out at night either? Unless the moon filters out all the bad sunlight or something. Any ideas?

Sincerely, an idiot.

Pov: the end of round six

alternative version under cut (:

blink gone? nah, more like twink won

this was so link click coded for no reason

meanwhile, with Lu Guang: