Pidgeon Murder

Pov: the end of round six

alternative version under cut (:

THAT BITCH IS CRYING.

Balloons are weird

Dear Science side of Tumblr,

How come some balloons deflate after 2 days but then some last for like 6 years. Is it the material? Is it the way it's tied? Is it survival of the fittest but for balloons?

Sincerely, an idiot

Ivan: The Unreliable Narrator

IVAN YOU FLIPPING LIAR. HE WAS LOOKING ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Boops Boops

whoever named this fish should be put in charge of naming everything

Vision

Dear Science Side of Tumblr,

What's the shape of our peripheral vision? I'm pretty sure that it's not a rectangle, but then why are screen rectangles? Is it more gogle-y shaped? I've always wondered this.

Sincerely, a blind idiot

Yes, he's drinking the juice from the gay drink ad

Vampires Sparkle??

Dear Paranormal Side of Tumblr,

I was thinking about how different depictions of vampires either sparkling or burning in sunlight and I had the idea that maybe it depends on what time of day it is? Or maybe vampires just wear spf 50 sunscreen so they don't burn. On another note, the moon doesn't produce it's own light. It reflects the sun's, so doesn't that mean they can't go out at night either? Unless the moon filters out all the bad sunlight or something. Any ideas?

Sincerely, an idiot.

Humans are really clueless if you think about it.

I have recently realized that a horse has no idea what squids are. Pedro the Penguin has never met a monkey. Most species have no idea that the ones that they don't see everyday exist, like, at all??? This sounds so stupid but it really makes you think about humans being clueless about what's in space. We all assume that we know a lot but in reality we know like nothing.

Mermaid Meiosis Pt 2

How do mermaids have kids??? Do they make eggs like fish or are they like mammals and they just birth the baby? If they make eggs then is mermaid caviar technically a thing? If they do birth it then where is it coming out of? And do they make breast milk? With that side note, are the seashells or mermaid breasts a part of them or???

Sincerely, an idiot