Lol

shut the fuck up. shut the FUCK UP. I’ve seen scattered episodes of x-files but I decided to watch them all from the beginning and what do you mean “I Want To Believe” is the thing Mulder says about his sister coming back. The famous x-files phrase on all the posters searching for alien life and all Mulder wants to believe in is his sister returning to him. That’s why he does it all. What the FUCK. I’m on episode FOUR.

i just woke up.

I’ve gotta read this

*SKYBOUND DUMP INCOMING*

(We doin’ memes now. Enjoy)

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

me: *just trying to go to bed*

brain: but REMEMBER when snake eyes thought duke and scarlett liked each other and in a desparate and impulsive attempt to gain her attention he broke into a high-security facility just to find security camera footage explaining her dad's disappearance.

me: GO TO BED

Yep, that’s it. That’s the show.

Graphic vibes

This is almost depressingly accurate to Snake's outlook on life. LOL (but really though)

Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

Duke/Ripcord is a wild challenger for Duke/Flint, to be sure.

duke/ripcord & strickler/barbara // monster