Duke/Ripcord Is A Wild Challenger For Duke/Flint, To Be Sure.

chat why are we like this.

Whoever named them Hard Master and Soft Master - genuinely, what were they on? Not to mention Silent Master. Could you imagine? You walk into the place where you were raised and find that they've decided to honor you by riffing on the fact that your vocal cords don't work? And Blind Master? Like, I know logically that they're just describing these people in a single word, but still. It couldn't have been Wise Master or Kind Master or Generous Master. They had to go right for dunking on you. Lol, I think it's more funny than upsetting, especially considering GI Joe's vast plethora of insane names. But seriously - who is naming these people?

i forgot to post this a week ago...

Its 2025 now, which means this year these all turn 15!!

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Snake Eyes finds himself terribly ill and takes refuge in Shana's apartment, hoping to be gone before she gets home from work. But he miscalculates the strength of his sickness and the toll it will take on his body. Thankfully, Shana arrives and forces him to take care of himself.

Yep, that’s it. That’s the show.

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