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Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

Bart Allen, my poor baby

Still obsessed with Bart looking identical to his mom.

chat why are we like this.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Wendell Bambleby

You’re so right. It’s so both of them.

“Fair” by The Amazing Devil is the most Wendell Bambleby song to have ever been. Listen to it— you’ll agree.

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

March 30th, 2025

Shout out to the ‘It’s Probably Not Aliens’ podcast

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Vs. (Cartoon 2011), G.I. Joe: Renegades Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pearson/Elise Pearson Characters: Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson, Elise Pearson, Conrad “Duke” S. Hauser, Nicky “Tunnel Rat” Lee, Shana “Scarlett” M. O'Hara, Roadblock (G.I. Joe), Snake-Eyes Additional Tags: Crossover, Blueberry Scented Biovipers, sort of crack, but I’m going to say its canon compliant, Canon Compliant, Only taged Chris and Elise because they are married and act like a married couple, but romance isn’t a focus, Comedy, Fake Episode Series: Part 3 of Fake GI JOE: RENEGADES Episodes Summary:

When the Joes are on the trail of a new COBRA blueberry scented conspiracy, they cross paths with Dan on his way to get muffins at the delicious and affordable Cafe COBRA. While raiding the cafe, they accidentally destroy Dan’s order, as well as kidnap Chris who wasn’t feeling so well after ingesting far too many mutagen containing muffins and started showing signs of the bioviper variety. Dan, of course, must declare vengeance on these ‘Joes,’ and rescue Chris. Meanwhile, Elise is sent on a mission to recover stolen COBRA property.

shut the fuck up. shut the FUCK UP. I’ve seen scattered episodes of x-files but I decided to watch them all from the beginning and what do you mean “I Want To Believe” is the thing Mulder says about his sister coming back. The famous x-files phrase on all the posters searching for alien life and all Mulder wants to believe in is his sister returning to him. That’s why he does it all. What the FUCK. I’m on episode FOUR.

Kal’s gonna be so done with everyone in like the fifth panel😭

Same, girl, same

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

You know how when you're little and somebody gets upset with you that little voice in your head tells you that, if you died suddenly and tragically, they'd feel really bad about being mean to you? Well, that voice is Friar Francis from Much Ado About Nothing. And you know what? He's kinda right.

Yep, that’s it. That’s the show.

Graphic vibes

I’ve gotta read this

*SKYBOUND DUMP INCOMING*

(We doin’ memes now. Enjoy)

I’ll do it. Where does he live?

God someone needs to introduce Pat Finnerty to kpop

I had to draw him to in my style as well🩷

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This was a moment

Freak

IM ALIVE MY IRL LIFE HAS BEEN CHAOS YOU GUYS

BUt I’ve been working on things you’ll soon see 🙈

Have this

So, I started watching Invincible a few days ago. I’m on season three. You people don’t know me, but I’ll still give you three hypothetical guesses as to who my favorite character is.

That’s right; It’s Cecil Stedman. No one is surprised, but I was relieved in episode one when he wasn’t my favorite. That relief didn’t last long.

I know debbie and cecil are a doomed romance and I love me some angst, but I need some cute fluff. Any head cannons on flustered Cecil or just things Debbie does that makes Cecil (secretly) flustered?

cecil is a difficult man to fluster but when it does happen he's pretty good at hiding it. his artifical skin doesn't show color underneath the way normal skin does, so blushing is not really an issue for him. there are other tells though (especially if you can read him as well as debbie grayson does)

he can't handle eye contact when he's flustered, despite the intense staredowns he frequently gets into. he's got to focus on something else or just stare at the wall. his posture gets stiffer. he talks faster, less time between thoughts and words, and misspeaks more often (we see some of this when he's talking to debbie in the show).

his hands shake - he hates this especially. maybe he'll put them in his pockets. maybe he'll adjust his tie or fidget with his lapel pin or cufflinks or... something. maybe he'll fake getting a call in his earpiece. anything to distract from the feeling. he's GOT to be professional, damn it

i'm having trouble thinking of specifics for debbie right now, but i think it's just a lot of little things. i think the realization that he's paying such close attention to her and her mannerisms is what flusters him... the fact that he has these feelings he really shouldn't have, and the fact that he actually wants her to like him, as juvenile as that sounds

they seem physically comfortable enough for him to know when to reach out and hold her steady or put a hand on her shoulder, but he's cautious with it. debbie is more impulsive and when she reaches for him, it does catch him off guard. he's not used to being held

other things i like to think about:

debbie tying his tie and cecil returning the favor by fastening her necklace. the way she tilts her head and sweeps her hair away from her neck is... something

awaiting updates on world-shattering events and debbie takes his hand in hers to stop them both from shaking. no words, they don't even have to look at each other

debbie gently touching the side of his face where his scar is, moving her thumb over it

cecil putting his jacket over debbie's shoulders and her pulling it close

"He could hear the difference in your heartbeats," she says. As if that is a perfectly logical thing to say. As if the knowledge of that is a sign of a perfectly normal work dynamic.

The facial expressions on these people. I love them in all their 360p glory.

I came across one of those ‘be grateful your throat doesn’t hurt right now’ posts on tumblr yesterday. And you’ll never guess what has happened to me now. I guess I wasn’t grateful enough.

Whoever named them Hard Master and Soft Master - genuinely, what were they on? Not to mention Silent Master. Could you imagine? You walk into the place where you were raised and find that they've decided to honor you by riffing on the fact that your vocal cords don't work? And Blind Master? Like, I know logically that they're just describing these people in a single word, but still. It couldn't have been Wise Master or Kind Master or Generous Master. They had to go right for dunking on you. Lol, I think it's more funny than upsetting, especially considering GI Joe's vast plethora of insane names. But seriously - who is naming these people?

Some days, you just wake up and remember how much of your beloved childhood media has found its way onto Tubi. And then you remember why you're like this.

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

my babies

My Question/Huntress JLU headcanons

Huntress is (obviously) the more physical one in the relationship. She has no problem with physical projections of affection in public (kisses, hugs, cuddles). The question is more reserved, although she passively accepts his moments of affection even in public. He was not used to receiving affection, and he liked it more than he had imagined.

The fact that she had been in a relationship with a guy who needed to be very patient helped Helena a lot with her anger and patience issues. Over the months she became calmer thanks to Vic's influence.

The question was terrible with many social interactions, especially the most personal and intimate ones. He had no family or siblings. He learned certain jokes and interactions throughout his adult life, whether in his work as a reporter or as Question just by observing others. Which explains why he never understood many of the things Helena was referring to (most of them romantic, or sexual in nature) and even less the jokes Green Arrow made (making jokes at his expense).

He really had no idea that she didn't consider their "dates" to be "real" dates. Vic also changed after he started dating the famous (and infamous, just like him) Huntress. Now he had company on most of his quests in search of the truth, and CADMUS commanded the Justice League. And she was demanding "real" dates from him. What was that? Didn't they already travel during the missions? When they finished what they had to do, they had dinner together, in fact she ate because he hadn't taken off his mask around her yet. That was another issue, but she said she would be patient with him. Taking her to the movies would actually be the best option, because he wouldn't have to take off his mask. That was what was normally done in a relationship, according to her observations and research. Yes, she would like that.

Helena thought of marriage and family, Huntress thought of revenge and justice. And at some point, these two sides began to intertwine. She knew that Vic didn't think the same way as her. With her upbringing, it was natural for a relationship to evolve into marriage, for Vic it was just a socially imposed issue (and full of conspiracy theories). She didn't pressure him, but she also didn't hide the fact that she wanted to marry him.

They were both jealous in their own way. She was explosive and didn't hide it, although there was no real reason to be jealous, she wasn't afraid that one day he would get tired of her and leave. He had barely looked at her even with few clothes on before he had declared himself, a little awkwardly, and his interactions with other women frankly scared her more than they attracted her. What Helena didn't know was that Vic was also jealous of her and unlike her case, he had certain reasons for it. She was a beautiful and seductive woman. Obviously she didn't hit on other men, she had been in a relationship with him for a long time and expected to stay that way until she died, but he knew that unlike him, she could easily enjoy his demands and leave him for a better man. Little did he know that she, like him, didn't have eyes for other people. And jealousy always added a pinch to their romance from time to time too.

Vic knew she wanted to get married and despite his reluctance, an unexpected event made him change his mind. During a mission Helena had disappeared and he was desperate, creating thousands of theories and he even went so far as to do something he learned at the orphanage and no longer did: pray. And he also promised that when he found her he would ask her to marry him. Hours later and he discovers he is having a panic attack he finds her in his apartment (she had planned the mission earlier than expected and wanted to surprise him and that's why she didn't contact him). And they searched for him everywhere, except at his house. Well, whatever, now he would have to buy a ring.

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008