Some Days, You Just Wake Up And Remember How Much Of Your Beloved Childhood Media Has Found Its Way Onto

i just woke up.

Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

My head cannon is that in the Homecoming Part 1 scene where Flint is talking about protecting the Joes' families, Duke and Scarlett try to share a look, but they aren't really that close yet. So, they just have a horrible miscommunication.

Kal’s gonna be so done with everyone in like the fifth panel😭

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

I’ve gotta read this

*SKYBOUND DUMP INCOMING*

(We doin’ memes now. Enjoy)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Vs. (Cartoon 2011), G.I. Joe: Renegades Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pearson/Elise Pearson Characters: Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson, Elise Pearson, Conrad “Duke” S. Hauser, Nicky “Tunnel Rat” Lee, Shana “Scarlett” M. O'Hara, Roadblock (G.I. Joe), Snake-Eyes Additional Tags: Crossover, Blueberry Scented Biovipers, sort of crack, but I’m going to say its canon compliant, Canon Compliant, Only taged Chris and Elise because they are married and act like a married couple, but romance isn’t a focus, Comedy, Fake Episode Series: Part 3 of Fake GI JOE: RENEGADES Episodes Summary:

When the Joes are on the trail of a new COBRA blueberry scented conspiracy, they cross paths with Dan on his way to get muffins at the delicious and affordable Cafe COBRA. While raiding the cafe, they accidentally destroy Dan’s order, as well as kidnap Chris who wasn’t feeling so well after ingesting far too many mutagen containing muffins and started showing signs of the bioviper variety. Dan, of course, must declare vengeance on these ‘Joes,’ and rescue Chris. Meanwhile, Elise is sent on a mission to recover stolen COBRA property.

what if I draw storm shadow die and snake eyes’ hands on his face and the next picture being him as a infant with his mom’s hands on his face.

inspo: till from alnst

Why is 'Fire Fight' (GI Joe Renegades ep. 10) such a good episode? It did not need to go that hard, but it's what children's media should be. Fire and explosions and insane villains and so many moments of peril and the acceptance of a death endured for the sake of saving others. I sound insane. Probably because I am insane, but that's beside the point.