She Nothing On My Nothing Til I Nothing. Celibacy

I know you didn't work with that in a while but do you have any G. I. Joe headcanons? I'm curious.

I'm assuming you know exactly who my headcanons will be about, judging by what I have on my blog lol. I know it's been a little while, but I'm still working on another story, albeit slower because I have other projects going on as well. However, I do have many little Snakescar headcanons that I haven't put into a story (yet) and I'm glad for the chance to throw them out there! (Side note these are all based on Renegades)

The first time they met, Scarlett held Snake Eyes at gunpoint because she thought he was Cobra. It left quite an impression lol

Scarlett can handle spicy food better than Snake can.

If Duke were ever to find out what Snake looks like, I think his mind would be blown a little bit that the ninja looks like him (blonde hair, blue eyes).

If Snake could talk, he would talk at 500 miles an hour because Japanese is the fastest language in the world and that would carry over to his English as well. He signs fast instead, and sometimes Scarlett can't keep up.

Scarlett made him learn sign language. He didn't want to at first, but he caved as he grew more attached.

Snake has very calligraphy-styled handwriting.

Snake is good at cooking. Once he warmed up to the others, he and Roadblock might trade recipes.

Scarlett, who is very tech-savvy, is physically pained when Snake leaves a thousand tabs open.

Scarlett sometimes sings to herself while she's working, and Snake likes to listen, to her mortification.

Snake primarily gives Scarlett weapons as gifts (some of which he fashioned himself).

She hunts down genuine Japanese food to give him.

In a future where they are on better terms, Jinx would tell Scarlett embarrassing stories about Snake Eyes. He insists she's exaggerating. Storm Shadow would back her up.

In that same vein, there is a long standing semi-serious promise between Snake and Scarlett about going to Japan one day. When they finally do, it's to get married.

Storm Shadow would begrudgingly accept being a brother-in-law to Scarlett. He acknowledges he royally screwed up Snake's life, and she accepts Snake with his scars and makes him happy.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, though this got pretty long regardless! Hopefully you weren't expecting more widespread headcanons over the Joe roster because these two are my major brainrot fr

Bart Allen, my poor baby

Still obsessed with Bart looking identical to his mom.

Idk if it's just android but the collage feature on pinterest is absolute ass... can't put stuff from your boards on there, can't crop images within the app, half the collage saves weird and incorrectly... is it just my wifi

For anyone wondering if they should watch G.I. Joe: Renegades, it's a one-season animated show with good plot and character development, well animated and crafted, and the basic premise is that the equivalent of Amazon is secretly running an illegal shadow organization bent on world domination and when four military people try and expose them for it, they get branded as renegade terrorists and live on the run with their ninja while they work to clear their name. It's beautiful.

It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.

Shana gets home from work, and a night of domesticity ensues. Snake Eyes is a good husband. Shana contemplates how they'll adapt to their new lives following the events of the show.

I’ll do it. Where does he live?

God someone needs to introduce Pat Finnerty to kpop

In the midst of a war between turians and the humans, Garrus and Shepard are tasked with entering into a political marriage that will fortify peace negotiations. All they have to do is pretend to be star-crossed lovers and keep their heads down outside of publicity interviews. That, and Shepard has to keep Garrus from imploding every time he thinks he's offended her, which is basically every five seconds. Oh, and the smallest amount of treason.

I had to reblog this, given the current content of this blog.

Loid: Scarlett I can't tell you how grateful I am for you babysitting Anya on such short notice.

Scarlett: We were in the neighborhood always happy to help an old friend.

Loid: We?

WHOOMP!

Scarlett: See I'm learning Snake.

Snake-eyes:.......

Scarlett: Loid, Anya meet Snake-eyes my boyfriend

Anya: SO FAST!

Loid: (I am now regretting my choices)

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations