Me: *just Trying To Go To Bed*

Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

Okay, hot-shot. Expect to hear from my people.

I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

lol, sorry to reblog my own thing again. This sounds like I’m hating on Duke. That’s totally not my intention. I love my little guy, and all the rest of my little guys. I just think the marketing is funny.

I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.

The world is so clear and windless today that I can see the city and all the big ships reflected in the stillness of the bay.

Poetry Recommendation

Song -- by Brigit Pegeen Kelly

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Song

Listen: there was a goat's head hanging by ropes in a tree.

This feels unwise.

GI Joe Renegades -- free on Tubi. Just putting it out there.

Guys, Tubi gave me badges. This is the most on-brand thing I’ve ever done, and I can’t remember how I did it.

It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.