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each one gets better and better i can’t do this anymore
Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan
(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!
I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...
Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.
Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.
Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.
Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf
Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track
Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.
Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size
Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.
Winwin - was written by Stephen King
Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.
Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus
Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance
Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.
Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.
Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.
Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope
Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses
Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s
Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.
Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro
Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs
Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler
Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself
OH MY GODDDD
I dont even need to watch the video, Im already laughing
TEN ⟡ PAINT ME NAKED
pretend the strawberry in my hair is a watermelon and it’s 100% accurate :D
@crit-fail-every-time @redreindeerpants and anyone else who wants to hehe
I haven’t made a picrew chain in a while so link
@valiantraven @scalesthedragon @queenofchaos7 @queenanon @waskojey @mayo-is-an-instrument @natashalieromanovanoff @alien-aroace-draws @rainbow-firecracker @brocolli-boi @ anyone else that wants to!!
NCT 127 when you don’t get it lifted:
Johnny when you don’t wakey-wakey:
NCT dream when you need their love:
WayV when you can’t hear it calling:
NCT U when you don’t open your eyes:
Mark when you think ya big boi throwin’ three stacks:
cinematic parallels
i made an incorrect quotes blog! i made a few incorrect quotes early on in my main blog but now i’ll be posting them entirely on @breezy-bird-kpopinc :). check it out if you’d like hehe
i’ll most likely be posting nct quotes, but i plan to include other groups as well
Me, who also makes ramen without boiling the water first:
Sorry i just 👀
this was the first thing i thought of-
Mark’s latest instagram story update has me on the floor. Look at Mucore gifting him watermelons. Mark the Melon Man. 🍉
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WOULD DIE WE WOULD ALL DIE
Oh but my dash is onto your shizz though
If you haven’t noticed yet, I will consistently make several posts all within 10 minutes and then disappear back into the void for several months
nct twitter is in a constant state of absolute madness. i don’t even have twitter and yet it still haunts me
no no no you do not understand, watching nct twitter implode every time nct hollywood is mentioned is part of the show. it’s survival
NCT DREAM 엔시티 드림 'Hello Future' is out!!
NOT BABY DON’T STOP AND BLACK ON BLACK NOOOOOO 💀💀💀
throughout this whole vid you could just sense how much they wanted to adopt every pet there (esp. ten with the cats and xiaojun with the dogs)
anyway the members are gonna return home to see louis, leon and bella holding signs up saying “welcome home cheaters! you’re evicted :D”
wayv’s next comeback is delayed because they’re adopting all of these new friends 🐱🐶🐾
Poor Louis keeps evolving like a pokémon
I had tried doing voice to text for the neos names a while back and the results were glorious
NCTzen struggle tweets are fucking beautiful
My favorite NCT 127 menpa replies because they’re always wildin’
Thanks Johnny^
Why do i know this was Doyoung^
PLEASE THIS IS SO MARK^
Taeyong i’m sorry. Whoever gave NCTzens photoshop is gonna end up somewhere way worse than hell^
Please I love Taeil^
Not Yuta deleting this right after too 💀💀^
NOOO Y’ALL WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS^
Please I’m sure SM has at least thirty Marks locked up in their basement. A whole army of Mark Lees. One day all the Marks will be released and the world will be run by Mark Lee^
you dare hide this comedy gold in the tags^
ok but CONSIDER
@sammalneuvos @vengefulcinnamonroll Ten could murder someone and we’d be like “that’s my b o y :DDD” meanwhile YangYang could be helping an elderly woman cross the street and we’d be like “what’s our little goblin up to now??? i wanna fite him >:)”
ok but CONSIDER
ok but CONSIDER
Concept: NCT Dream and the Dinosaur ABCs becoming the ncity version of the Duolingo owl like “have you remembered the dinosaur’s names?? 🔫🤠” “no?? say goodbye to your family, bitch” and then the last thing you see is Renjun the Brachiosaurus at your front door with a knife and th
WinWin: h-
The entirety of NCT:
Not Louis just ignoring him because this kind of thing probably happens at least three times a day
210430 YANGYANG IG Story