OH MY GODDDD

THE DREAMIES SAID HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🌈

I’m waiting for the day WayV just invent a whole new language called louleobellese or sichengese or something

NCT DREAM 엔시티 드림 'Hello Future' is out!!

Taeyong, seeing that the house is flooded: okay, okay. the only explanation is that i’m still asleep, dreaming that the house is flooded. what does it mean? What does it mean?

Jaehyun, floating by: it probably means you’re under a lot of stress because this is not a dream and the house is flooded

WinWin: h-

The entirety of NCT:

Renjun: *holding up a spoon* don’t breathe a word of this to anyone!

Renjun: not even Taeyong!

Chenle, laughing: you’re threatening me with a spoon?

[cut to a peaceful lake]

[Chenle’s muffled screaming in the distance]

a very pleasant visit to hell with our tour guide lee taeyong 😈

Jisung: is pink panther a lion?

Chenle: say that again, but slower.

Jisung: I don’t get it??

Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.

Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?

Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.

Jisung: is that a kind of lion

Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther

Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.

Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself

Sorry i just 👀

this was the first thing i thought of-