Renjun: *holding up a spoon* don’t breathe a word of this to anyone!
Renjun: not even Taeyong!
Chenle, laughing: you’re threatening me with a spoon?
[cut to a peaceful lake]
[Chenle’s muffled screaming in the distance]
Mark: what is it about being on a plane that makes people absolutely buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone is ordering it.
Jaehyun: ginger ale is supposed to help settle your stomach if you’re nauseous so people order it on planes if they get plane sick.
Johnny: ginger grows in the ground so it keeps you connected to God’s Earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube.
Ten: it slaps move on next question
Thanks Johnny^
Why do i know this was Doyoung^
PLEASE THIS IS SO MARK^
Taeyong i’m sorry. Whoever gave NCTzens photoshop is gonna end up somewhere way worse than hell^
Please I love Taeil^
Not Yuta deleting this right after too 💀💀^
NOOO Y’ALL WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS^
Please I’m sure SM has at least thirty Marks locked up in their basement. A whole army of Mark Lees. One day all the Marks will be released and the world will be run by Mark Lee^
If the short evil dude from shrek was a square...
Call that a farquaadrilateral
My brain last night, out of nowhere, as I’m trying to sleep: horses that lay eggs
Please brain. What the fuck. Let me sleep.
This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.
BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on
Really random but Baekhyun’s new album SLAPS
I had tried doing voice to text for the neos names a while back and the results were glorious
Breezy’s K-pop blog NCT/WayV - EXO - MAMAMOO - Red Velvet - DAY6 - PENTAGON - SHINee - BTS - BLACKPINK - SuperM - Stray Kids - ATEEZ - TWICE - TXT - GOT7
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