My brain last night, out of nowhere, as I’m trying to sleep: horses that lay eggs
Please brain. What the fuck. Let me sleep.
The fact that Oh My God by (G)I-DLE says “she took me to the sky” and not “he took me to the sky”
My brain said
each one gets better and better i can’t do this anymore
this was the first thing i thought of-
Unrelated but I’m really craving watermelon rn hnsgksjdjsk
Jisung: is pink panther a lion?
Chenle: say that again, but slower.
Jisung: I don’t get it??
Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.
Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?
Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.
Jisung: is that a kind of lion
Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther
Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.
Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!
This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.
BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on
Mark’s latest instagram story update has me on the floor. Look at Mucore gifting him watermelons. Mark the Melon Man. 🍉
Hendery, rolling into the room on a skateboard with a plastic crown on his head: I’m the dumb bitch! It was me, all along! Who would’ve gue— *hits a wall and falls over*
The true three necessities of life honestly—
everyone’s always like “well you gotta stock up on your food and water and cleaning supplies! they’re basic necessities for human survival.” bitch. just give me a cat, facebook memes and a girlfriend and watch me out fucking live you.
Jaehyun, drunk : who are you?
Johnny, wearing a fake mustache : my name’s bernard
Mark, very sober : let’s get lit bernard
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