Each One Gets Better And Better I Can’t Do This Anymore

throughout this whole vid you could just sense how much they wanted to adopt every pet there (esp. ten with the cats and xiaojun with the dogs)

anyway the members are gonna return home to see louis, leon and bella holding signs up saying “welcome home cheaters! you’re evicted :D”

wayv’s next comeback is delayed because they’re adopting all of these new friends 🐱🐶🐾

OH MY GODDDD

I dont even need to watch the video, Im already laughing

nct twitter is in a constant state of absolute madness. i don’t even have twitter and yet it still haunts me

no no no you do not understand, watching nct twitter implode every time nct hollywood is mentioned is part of the show. it’s survival

Jisung: is pink panther a lion?

Chenle: say that again, but slower.

Jisung: I don’t get it??

Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.

Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?

Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.

Jisung: is that a kind of lion

Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther

Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.

Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself

a very pleasant visit to hell with our tour guide lee taeyong 😈

Morning people are one of the seven wonders of the world but it’s not the world it’s hell

To anyone who can get out of bed in the morning and not instantly need coffee

BLACK MAGIC! BURN THE WITCH! OFF TO THE STOCKS WITH THEE FOUL DEMON!

i made an incorrect quotes blog! i made a few incorrect quotes early on in my main blog but now i’ll be posting them entirely on @breezy-bird-kpopinc :). check it out if you’d like hehe

i’ll most likely be posting nct quotes, but i plan to include other groups as well

NCTzen struggle tweets are fucking beautiful

Ahhh tysm for the tag 💚💚

Last song i listened to: Like This by Pentagon, my friend got me into them recently and they’re ✨✨. By the time I finish writing this it’s probably gonna be All For Love by WayV lmao

Last movie i watched: oh damn... i think it was Disney’s Raya and the Last Dragon??

Currently watching: Cobra Kai but i’m up to date on that until they make more episodes so i’d have to say The Owl House

Currently reading: What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera. it’s so cute and i sincerely recommend it. i’m also in the middle of about a million or so webtoons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Currently craving: watermelon (but when am i not??)

i’ll tag @cinnamonspice-everythingnice @redreindeerpants @crit-fail-every-time but ofc if you come across this and you’re like “fun” then i can’t do anything to stop you (except for angrily throwing watermelon at you, which you can just ignore honestly)

Catch up/Get to know me tag!

Thank you to  @maidollanganger for tagging me!

Last song I listened to: Low (by Todrick Hall)

Last movie I watched: The Old Guard :)

Currently Watching: nothing, unless featurefilm length video essays about shows i haven’t watched count

Currently reading: The Shadow Of Kyoshi by F. C. Lee

Currently craving: prouctivity xD

I’m tagging @imthatwannabeauthor @pendragyn @lunarcottoncandy @that-dumb-space-kid and anyone else who’d like to join in :D