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concept: an nct subunit for the members that are whipped for winwin but it’s just nct 2020 because every member is whipped for winwin

Ahhh tysm for the tag 💚💚

Last song i listened to: Like This by Pentagon, my friend got me into them recently and they’re ✨✨. By the time I finish writing this it’s probably gonna be All For Love by WayV lmao

Last movie i watched: oh damn... i think it was Disney’s Raya and the Last Dragon??

Currently watching: Cobra Kai but i’m up to date on that until they make more episodes so i’d have to say The Owl House

Currently reading: What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera. it’s so cute and i sincerely recommend it. i’m also in the middle of about a million or so webtoons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Currently craving: watermelon (but when am i not??)

i’ll tag @cinnamonspice-everythingnice @redreindeerpants @crit-fail-every-time but ofc if you come across this and you’re like “fun” then i can’t do anything to stop you (except for angrily throwing watermelon at you, which you can just ignore honestly)

Catch up/Get to know me tag!

Thank you to  @maidollanganger for tagging me!

Last song I listened to: Low (by Todrick Hall)

Last movie I watched: The Old Guard :)

Currently Watching: nothing, unless featurefilm length video essays about shows i haven’t watched count

Currently reading: The Shadow Of Kyoshi by F. C. Lee

Currently craving: prouctivity xD

I’m tagging @imthatwannabeauthor @pendragyn @lunarcottoncandy @that-dumb-space-kid and anyone else who’d like to join in :D

Anyone who thinks Kun is actually still sane is stuck in the pre-WayV era. Ever since he debuted with WayV his sanity ran for the hills and I don’t expect it to come back

I fear the day I wake up with a pink elephant trunk in my mailbox

if I was an elephant with a prehensile trunk I would make it everybody else's problem

a very pleasant visit to hell with our tour guide lee taeyong 😈

There’s no escape from wolf. You just can’t run from the chogiwa. It will never die. It knows where you are and it will find you

OH MY FUCKKCSKKCSKJCS [credit]

Just when I thought I couldn’t respect Chan any more than I already do

Periods or anything remotely near that kind of topic is something I’d never expect an idol— and male idol especially, to talk about willingly, on a live stream. It’s kind of a taboo thing in public anyway, even more so in an industry with such strict rules and regulations.

He could’ve just ignored the comment too, but he didn’t. Seriously my respect for this dude just went 📈.

This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.

BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on

i’d say maybe he stepped on a lego but that would’ve killed me too

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

I’m waiting for the day WayV just invent a whole new language called louleobellese or sichengese or something

CONSIDER

(I’m assuming this was made before Shotaro and Sungchan joined, so I’ll add them to houses 5 and 3 respectively)

House 1: Taeyong, Ten, Jungwoo, and they’re all giving the silent treatment

Pros:

- you can basically do whatever you want if they aren’t talking to you

- you’ve got Taeyong so the house will be nice and clean, and you can experience his holy cooking

- Taeyong and Ten mean you’ll have fish and cats to hang out with

- it’s never a boring day when Ten and Jungwoo, NCT’s confident gays, are in the same room

- imagine the gossip between these three that you can just listen in on

Cons:

- not bad for you, per se, but Louis and Leon mean those fish might not last too long

- Jungwoo’s probably gonna have a weird ass sleeping setup with the members like his current room with Jaehyun. Again not really bad, just weird.

- you can’t talk to them because they’re giving you the silent treatment

- no fruit if Ten’s there

Loophole: it wasn’t specified how long they’d be giving you the silent treatment for

House 2: Kun, Hendery, Jaemin, but you can only communicate by shouting as loud as you can

Pros:

- pure chaos

- Kun can cook and keep people alive; Hendery and Jaemin cannot

- waking up early won’t be a problem because you won’t be sleeping in the first place

- you finally have a good reason to buy those nice sound cancelling headphones you wanted

Cons:

- pure chaos

- I’ll give it three days for Kun to completely go insane

- between Hendery’s chaotic self and Jaemin’s espresso shots nobody’s getting any sleep ever

- those sound cancelling headphones won’t even work though because MinDery are too loud

Loophole: ha good luck there isn’t one

House 3: Doyoung, WinWin, Jeno, Sungchan, but the smoke alarm is on low battery and is beeping the whole time

Pros:

- seukka seukka

- Doyoung can keep the house clean

- WinWin would probably do chores out of boredom too

- Jeno will probably make beeping noises right with the smoke alarm, so at least it’ll be funny

- Sungchan can experience firsthand Doyoung’s wrath. Wait... is this a pro or a con??

Cons:

- until you’ve been kept up at night by a chirping smoke alarm, you have not felt true pain and suffering

- WinWin will probably cut all his hair off by the time quarantine is over. He’s barely got any sanity left please let him keep the crumbs he still has

- Doyoung may keep the house clean but he gets angry

- Sungchan’s tall enough to fix the alarm but bold of you to assume he knows how

Loophole: gl

House 4: Taeil, Lucas, Xiaojun, Chenle, but the only food is plain toast

Pros:

- Lucas came up with the idea of having different varieties of drinks to replace to blandness of having plain toast everyday

- Taeil, Chenle and Lucas are total party animals so no day would be boring

- Xiaojun and Chenle means you get Bella and Daegal too

- since you can only eat toast, Xiaojun can’t make his questionable oreo microwave cake

Cons:

- Chenle’s gonna lose it and cut Daegal’s hair again, save her

- Bella better watch out in case Chenle comes for her next

- Chef Moon Taeil is quaking because all they can eat is toast

- You just can’t let Haechan know you were spending time with Daegal because he will end you

- the house will probably be a mess since Taeil is part of the 10th floor and Xiaojun and Lucas are part of the WayV dorms. And Chenle

- Bella’s gonna pee on the floor again and Xiaojun will have had enough at that point and leave the house to go join the goose mafia

Loophole: the toast has to be plain, which I’d assume means you can’t have anything on it. Nothing mentions the kind of toast. You got wheat toast, white toast, rye toast, etc.

House 5: Yuta, Mark, Renjun, Jisung, Shotaro, but the house is super haunted

Pros:

- Mark freestyle rapping while everyone else is screaming and getting chased around by evil spirits

- Yuta would tell scary ghost stories to freak everyone out but you’d probably cackle at Mark’s scared face. “I- I’m not scared, dude. Nah, yo”

- Taro’s safe because nobody can get angry at his cuteness and he’s too pure to be haunted by anything. The spirits love him

- Mark and Jisung are banned from the kitchen, so no house fires unless Renjun snaps

- Yuta’s just vibing and here for the ride honestly

Cons:

- Who tf was cruel enough to put Jisung in the haunted house group?? Boy gets scared so easily

- Renjun would realize the house is haunted and be like “please take them”

- if he doesn’t kill the other members himself out of rage

- honestly you’ll walk into the living room to catch him sitting by a pentagram and candles with Jisung as a sacrifice

Loophole: hehe good luck :)

House 6: Johnny, Jaehyun, Haechan, YangYang, but there’s no internet/tv/video games

Pros:

- Johnny’s jokes

- experience Jaehyun’s unbothered (• ◡ •) ?? look in all its glory

- Johnny, YangYang and Haechan could be screaming at the top of their lungs meanwhile Jaehyun’s just looking into some imaginary camera like he’s on the office, mentally sipping a margarita thousands of miles away on some tropical beach and you will laugh your ass off

- just lots of laughs and probably pranks

Cons:

- could Haechan and YangYang actually survive that long without internet?? Nah

- I mean they could but it would be at the expense of everyone else’s safety and sanity

- pretty sure these four could be considered a frat

- have fun being trapped in a house with four bored extroverts for who knows how long

- you’ll slowly go insane

Loophole: no video games? Play monopoly and watch Jaehyun’s competitive ego crumble as Haechan takes control of half the board

I’d probably choose house 1, 2, or 6. 1 because my ult bias is there, and so are his cats, and cats bring serotonin. 2 because who needs sleep when you have fun, screaming and coffee?? 6 because come on. Those four members stuck in a house with no internet has some comedic possibilities.

No one:

Jungwoo: YUUUTAAAA

Some LuWin quarantine memes because WinWin will forever be a mood

WinWin cutting his own hair has the same energy as that time when Seokjin from BTS cut his own bangs with kitchen scissors for literally no reason smdnfndjs

I mean isn’t that what they basically are though?

Ducks, geese and swans are all evolutions of one chaos bird. Ducks are water, geese are fighting and swans are psychic.

there was a brief period of time in lower school when I thought ducks, geese, and swans were essentially different evolutionary forms of the same pokemon

Last night I had a dream that Xiaojun turned into a cat and laid eggs in my neighbor’s house. I think this one takes the cake as the weirdest kpop related dream I’ve had yet. It’s even weirder than when I dreamt that Yuta had to give me a covid test.

I’ve officially become a Shawol!! SHINee’s the first second gen group I’ve stanned.

This also lead me to finding out that Key is the clown meme and I— DIFJDJSJFJSK IM SO LATE BUT DUDE 💀💀💀

Really random but Baekhyun’s new album SLAPS

THE 7DREAM COMEBACK MEMES WORKED Y’ALL. SM ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!!!

If the short evil dude from shrek was a square...

Call that a farquaadrilateral

Morning people are one of the seven wonders of the world but it’s not the world it’s hell

To anyone who can get out of bed in the morning and not instantly need coffee

BLACK MAGIC! BURN THE WITCH! OFF TO THE STOCKS WITH THEE FOUL DEMON!

Hendery, rolling into the room on a skateboard with a plastic crown on his head: I’m the dumb bitch! It was me, all along! Who would’ve gue— *hits a wall and falls over*

I— what 👁👄👁

WAIT FOR ME

me, minding my own damn business: 😴

me, learning that super m apparently filmed a new music video and we’re heading off to jop again:

WayV’s New Album is ✨✨✨

Now for a small (?) thought dump

I’ve chosen this one as my favorite song from Kick Back. It’s

I was also pleasantly surprised to have an only-vocal-line song in this comeback! Horizon is a masterpiece. The same thing happened with Face To Face in Take Over The Moon, and then Only Human by the rap line in Awaken The World.... so should we be expecting a rap line song in the album that follows this?

Xiaojun got some nice high notes (which he deserved), and Ten keeps improving with every song he’s in. He’s clearly more known as a dancer (as he should be. 10/10 dancing skills) than a vocalist but he’s part of the vocal line and please his voice is so beautiful (his notes towards the beginning of Action Figure were *chefs kiss*)

Action Figure and Good Time are BOPS, and of course All For Love is such a vibey masterpiece. The song Kick Back is NOT leaving my head.

*happy crying* it may be for just the teaser but look at that. WinWin getting the recognition he deserves, SM Ent’s getting better I see :,). Actually WinWin’s on so many thumbnails for WayV’s MVs and it makes me so glad to see.

I’m also so happy WayV as a whole are getting more recognition after NCT 2020 happened! They’ve always been the “underrated subunit”

To conclude, great job to WayV! The whole album slaps

TB to when Got7 we’re having a deep discussion on whether a butt is “one” or “two”

They really had no filter in this. None. There was simply no filter.

“calm down it’s not a big deal man” (cr. ddalche)

WHO MADE THIS

Johnny: Yuta, in your educated opinion, how will i die?

Yuta: murdered by an angry god.

Johnny: *nodding* that’s a shame.

Jungwoo: what about me?

Yuta: you crave toast while taking a bath.

Jungwoo: i do love bath snacks.

Mark, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir? Hahaha

Haechan: do you think other people can’t hear you?

Agreed but hold up. Johnny Suh— the guy who said he likes making eye contact with people, the man who survived It’s Awkward But It’s Okay with Jaemin— an introvert??

nct 127 is sooo funny conceptually like onstage in performances theyre amazing performers singers rappers dancers with presence and offstage its Haechan and the Introverts

The true three necessities of life honestly—

everyone’s always like “well you gotta stock up on your food and water and cleaning supplies! they’re basic necessities for human survival.” bitch. just give me a cat, facebook memes and a girlfriend and watch me out fucking live you.

Ranking NCT members by brain cells

The Legal Keeper of the brain cells (however, this does not mean they use them): Taeyong

Had a whole bunch but is losing them at rapid speeds: Kun

Has several hundred brain cells, all dead: Doyoung

Has exactly 69 dead brain cells and 1 functioning one and intends to keep it that way: Ten

Has brain cells but doesn’t use them: Johnny, Jaehyun, Sungchan

Three functioning brain cells: Taeil, Yuta, WinWin, Jeno, Shotaro

Has one (1) brain cell and holds it dearly: Xiaojun

Has one (1) brain cell and is bound to lose it any day now: Jungwoo, Renjun, Jaemin

Share a brain cell: Chenle/Jisung

Had a brain cell once but it was a watermelon so he ate it: Mark

No brain cells whatsoever: Lucas, Haechan, YangYang

Their brain cells ran off in fear and never came back: Hendery