Last Night I Had A Dream That Xiaojun Turned Into A Cat And Laid Eggs In My Neighbor’s House. I Think

Renjun: Did you know the moon landing was fake?

Jisung: *chuckles* You still believe in the moon?

Taeyong, watching from a baby cam: I am beyond disappointed. What happened to my children’s brains?

Johnny, watching Taeyong from a baby cam: he has no idea what I’ve done.

a very pleasant visit to hell with our tour guide lee taeyong 😈

HONESTLY!! It’s so underrated. One of my favorite songs by them

Only human by WayV is a fucking masterpiece

throughout this whole vid you could just sense how much they wanted to adopt every pet there (esp. ten with the cats and xiaojun with the dogs)

anyway the members are gonna return home to see louis, leon and bella holding signs up saying “welcome home cheaters! you’re evicted :D”

wayv’s next comeback is delayed because they’re adopting all of these new friends 🐱🐶🐾

Concept: NCT Dream and the Dinosaur ABCs becoming the ncity version of the Duolingo owl like “have you remembered the dinosaur’s names?? 🔫🤠” “no?? say goodbye to your family, bitch” and then the last thing you see is Renjun the Brachiosaurus at your front door with a knife and th

Renjun: theoretically, since living things want to stay that way, and being alive is the natural state of all things that can achieve it, all things that have lived should have some image, physical desire to do so again. therefore necromancy should be the easiest form of magic.

Jisung: what a good and not at all worrisome argument, of course you can borrow my shovel

pretend the strawberry in my hair is a watermelon and it’s 100% accurate :D

@crit-fail-every-time @redreindeerpants and anyone else who wants to hehe

I haven’t made a picrew chain in a while so link

@valiantraven​ @scalesthedragon​ @queenofchaos7​ @queenanon​ @waskojey​ @mayo-is-an-instrument​ @natashalieromanovanoff​ @alien-aroace-draws​ @rainbow-firecracker​ @brocolli-boi​ @ anyone else that wants to!!

NCT 127 when you don’t get it lifted:

Johnny when you don’t wakey-wakey:

NCT dream when you need their love:

WayV when you can’t hear it calling:

NCT U when you don’t open your eyes:

Mark when you think ya big boi throwin’ three stacks:

Renjun: *holding up a spoon* don’t breathe a word of this to anyone!

Renjun: not even Taeyong!

Chenle, laughing: you’re threatening me with a spoon?

[cut to a peaceful lake]

[Chenle’s muffled screaming in the distance]

@sammalneuvos @vengefulcinnamonroll Ten could murder someone and we’d be like “that’s my b o y :DDD” meanwhile YangYang could be helping an elderly woman cross the street and we’d be like “what’s our little goblin up to now??? i wanna fite him >:)”

ok but CONSIDER