Agreed But Hold Up. Johnny Suh— The Guy Who Said He Likes Making Eye Contact With People, The Man Who

concept: an nct subunit for the members that are whipped for winwin but it’s just nct 2020 because every member is whipped for winwin

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WOULD DIE WE WOULD ALL DIE

Ranking NCT members by brain cells

The Legal Keeper of the brain cells (however, this does not mean they use them): Taeyong

Had a whole bunch but is losing them at rapid speeds: Kun

Has several hundred brain cells, all dead: Doyoung

Has exactly 69 dead brain cells and 1 functioning one and intends to keep it that way: Ten

Has brain cells but doesn’t use them: Johnny, Jaehyun, Sungchan

Three functioning brain cells: Taeil, Yuta, WinWin, Jeno, Shotaro

Has one (1) brain cell and holds it dearly: Xiaojun

Has one (1) brain cell and is bound to lose it any day now: Jungwoo, Renjun, Jaemin

Share a brain cell: Chenle/Jisung

Had a brain cell once but it was a watermelon so he ate it: Mark

No brain cells whatsoever: Lucas, Haechan, YangYang

Their brain cells ran off in fear and never came back: Hendery

cinematic parallels

I feel like the k-pop/c-pop version of “alexa, play despacito” is “alexa, play love talk english version”.

WinWin: h-

The entirety of NCT:

This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.

BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on

Oh but my dash is onto your shizz though

If you haven’t noticed yet, I will consistently make several posts all within 10 minutes and then disappear back into the void for several months

TEN ⟡ PAINT ME NAKED

I fear the day I wake up with a pink elephant trunk in my mailbox

if I was an elephant with a prehensile trunk I would make it everybody else's problem