NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WOULD DIE WE WOULD ALL DIE

Me, who also makes ramen without boiling the water first:

Aint this Touch and Cherry Bomb??

No one:

Jungwoo: YUUUTAAAA

TB to when Got7 we’re having a deep discussion on whether a butt is “one” or “two”

They really had no filter in this. None. There was simply no filter.

“calm down it’s not a big deal man” (cr. ddalche)

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself

I’m waiting for the day WayV just invent a whole new language called louleobellese or sichengese or something

This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.

BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on

NCT be like we got Mr. Babie Leader, Mr. Long Ass Ride, Mr. (Coffee) Bean, Mr. I Can Show You The World, Mr. Frat Boy, Mr. Ja Jjigeo Cheese, Mr. Human Magnet, Mr. Japanese Punk Rocker, Mr. Netflix And Chill, Mr. Middle Child Problems, Mr. 18+, Mr. Did He Really Just Ask If You Wash Cabbages With Dish Soap, Mr. Neomu Happy, Mr. Eye Smile, Mr. Tiddies Lesgeddit, Mr. Otter Babie, Mr. Clowned, Mr. Clown, Mr. Tiny Angry Boy With Three Knives, Mr. Pure Caffeine, Mr. Make It Clap, Mr. Stressed Dad AND Mr. Cabbage

nct twitter is in a constant state of absolute madness. i don’t even have twitter and yet it still haunts me

no no no you do not understand, watching nct twitter implode every time nct hollywood is mentioned is part of the show. it’s survival

I— what 👁👄👁

WAIT FOR ME

me, minding my own damn business: 😴

me, learning that super m apparently filmed a new music video and we’re heading off to jop again: