10VLEY NATION LETS GOOOOOO

The true three necessities of life honestly—

everyone’s always like “well you gotta stock up on your food and water and cleaning supplies! they’re basic necessities for human survival.” bitch. just give me a cat, facebook memes and a girlfriend and watch me out fucking live you.

Me, who also makes ramen without boiling the water first:

Morning people are one of the seven wonders of the world but it’s not the world it’s hell

To anyone who can get out of bed in the morning and not instantly need coffee

BLACK MAGIC! BURN THE WITCH! OFF TO THE STOCKS WITH THEE FOUL DEMON!

i made an incorrect quotes blog! i made a few incorrect quotes early on in my main blog but now i’ll be posting them entirely on @breezy-bird-kpopinc :). check it out if you’d like hehe

i’ll most likely be posting nct quotes, but i plan to include other groups as well

Concept: NCT Dream and the Dinosaur ABCs becoming the ncity version of the Duolingo owl like “have you remembered the dinosaur’s names?? 🔫🤠” “no?? say goodbye to your family, bitch” and then the last thing you see is Renjun the Brachiosaurus at your front door with a knife and th

Johnny: y’all what are we having for dinner tonight? 🤔🤪

Mark: hahahah I don’t know dude you gotta ask someone else that hahaha

[in the kitchen]

Taeyong: w-why is Mark laughing like that?

Doyoung: I’m more concerned about how on earth Johnny just said those emojis out loud.

Jeno : *letting Jaemin win at arm wrestling* aw, darn it, you won!

Haechan : *slamming down Mark’s hand full force* DO YOU SEE NOW, MARK, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR

each one gets better and better i can’t do this anymore

Last night I had a dream that Xiaojun turned into a cat and laid eggs in my neighbor’s house. I think this one takes the cake as the weirdest kpop related dream I’ve had yet. It’s even weirder than when I dreamt that Yuta had to give me a covid test.

My favorite NCT 127 menpa replies because they’re always wildin’

Thanks Johnny^

Why do i know this was Doyoung^

PLEASE THIS IS SO MARK^

Taeyong i’m sorry. Whoever gave NCTzens photoshop is gonna end up somewhere way worse than hell^

Please I love Taeil^

Not Yuta deleting this right after too 💀💀^

NOOO Y’ALL WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS^

Please I’m sure SM has at least thirty Marks locked up in their basement. A whole army of Mark Lees. One day all the Marks will be released and the world will be run by Mark Lee^