Johnny: Y’all What Are We Having For Dinner Tonight? 🤔🤪

cinematic parallels

Johnny: Yuta, in your educated opinion, how will i die?

Yuta: murdered by an angry god.

Johnny: *nodding* that’s a shame.

Jungwoo: what about me?

Yuta: you crave toast while taking a bath.

Jungwoo: i do love bath snacks.

Jeno : *letting Jaemin win at arm wrestling* aw, darn it, you won!

Haechan : *slamming down Mark’s hand full force* DO YOU SEE NOW, MARK, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR

Renjun: *holding up a spoon* don’t breathe a word of this to anyone!

Renjun: not even Taeyong!

Chenle, laughing: you’re threatening me with a spoon?

[cut to a peaceful lake]

[Chenle’s muffled screaming in the distance]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

Ahhh tysm for the tag 💚💚

Last song i listened to: Like This by Pentagon, my friend got me into them recently and they’re ✨✨. By the time I finish writing this it’s probably gonna be All For Love by WayV lmao

Last movie i watched: oh damn... i think it was Disney’s Raya and the Last Dragon??

Currently watching: Cobra Kai but i’m up to date on that until they make more episodes so i’d have to say The Owl House

Currently reading: What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera. it’s so cute and i sincerely recommend it. i’m also in the middle of about a million or so webtoons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Currently craving: watermelon (but when am i not??)

i’ll tag @cinnamonspice-everythingnice @redreindeerpants @crit-fail-every-time but ofc if you come across this and you’re like “fun” then i can’t do anything to stop you (except for angrily throwing watermelon at you, which you can just ignore honestly)

Catch up/Get to know me tag!

Thank you to  @maidollanganger for tagging me!

Last song I listened to: Low (by Todrick Hall)

Last movie I watched: The Old Guard :)

Currently Watching: nothing, unless featurefilm length video essays about shows i haven’t watched count

Currently reading: The Shadow Of Kyoshi by F. C. Lee

Currently craving: prouctivity xD

I’m tagging @imthatwannabeauthor @pendragyn @lunarcottoncandy @that-dumb-space-kid and anyone else who’d like to join in :D

The true three necessities of life honestly—

everyone’s always like “well you gotta stock up on your food and water and cleaning supplies! they’re basic necessities for human survival.” bitch. just give me a cat, facebook memes and a girlfriend and watch me out fucking live you.

nct twitter is in a constant state of absolute madness. i don’t even have twitter and yet it still haunts me

no no no you do not understand, watching nct twitter implode every time nct hollywood is mentioned is part of the show. it’s survival

THE DREAMIES SAID HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🌈

I mean isn’t that what they basically are though?

Ducks, geese and swans are all evolutions of one chaos bird. Ducks are water, geese are fighting and swans are psychic.

there was a brief period of time in lower school when I thought ducks, geese, and swans were essentially different evolutionary forms of the same pokemon