Shellington X Kwazii Fluff? Or Possibly Angst Whatever You’re In The Mood For. XD

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!

Thank you so much ^^

(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)

Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos

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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why

Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them

Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*

Tweak: ò - ó

Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks

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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!

Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?

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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred

Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...

Kwazii: Here

*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*

Tweak: Thanks!

Barnacles, in shock: ',:|

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Tweak: Why are you on fire?

Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing

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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!

Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-

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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^

*sirens sound in the distance*

Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-

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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?

Kwazii: I found something even better!

Tweak: Kwazii-

Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*

Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!

Vegamals: *collective face palm*

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Kwazii: I'm in love with you

Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??

Kwazii: Yeah I know

Tweak: o _ o

Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-

Kwazii: >:)

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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you

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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7

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Tweak: Screwdriver-

Kwazii: Screwdriver

Tweak: Wrench-

Kwazii: Wrench

Tweak: Lazer pointer-

Kwazii: Lazer poi...

Kwazii: Wait-

Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*

Kwazii: RED DOT-

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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tweak: Is your bed comfortable

Kwazii: Yes...?

Tweak: I'd sleep.

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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!

Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-

Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*

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Tweak: Is something burning?

Kwazii: Just my love for you

Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire

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Tweak: I owe you one

Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)

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Requests are still open ^^

I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction

Guess who's back from the dead

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Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?

Kwazii, hat on fire: No...

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Barnacles: Are you alright?

Peso: Short answer or long answer?

Barnacles, concerned: Short?

Peso: No.

Barnacles, very concerned: Long?

Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.

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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!

Shellington: facepalm

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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.

Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?

Vegimals, all of them: Get out.

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Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.

Barnacles: If something breaks?

Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.

Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?

Kwazii: We blame Peso.

Peso: Seriously!?

Barnacles: No.

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Tweak: My hands are cold.

Dashi: Here, let me hold them.

Tweak: My lips are cold too.

Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand

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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.

Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Kwazii: This date is boring!

Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?

Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!

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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?

Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.

Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve

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Shellington: We should be partners.

Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?

Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?

Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.

Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.

Dashi: Wash the dishes.

Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Barnacles: Close enough.

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Dances

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's all dumb things I've said + winter activities

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Tweak: No, you can not sleep with the Enderman. They are not meant to be slept with

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds! Point one out, and I'll name it >:3

Dashi: *points at Peso*

Kwazii: Presious, pure, a true good boy

Dashi:

Dashi: Ok fair-

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Barnacles: Would anyone like to have a snowball fight? Professor Natquik will also be joining

Natquik: *looks at the team with a calm but devious expression*

Shellington: Pass ^^;

Peso: I'll also pass- I'd rather watch

Dashi: I'd rather film anything that happens...

Tweak: Maybe...

Kwazii, who has no idea what is about to happen: BET!!!

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Kwazii: *walks into the med bay with a black eye*

Peso: What happened!? Are you ok!?

Kwazii: Do you remember seeing those ice sickles outside?

Peso: Yes, why?

Kwazii: I unfortunately didn't-

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Shellington: *makes a cup of hot coco*

Vegimals: *instant panic*

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I've run out of ideas again-

As I've said before, requests are open ^^

I'm currently working on rules/a system to them, so here's the basics of what can be asked:

• ships (can be poly) [scenarios or incorrect quote]

• headcanons for character

• (possibly) drawings

• Other fandoms ^^ you can ask which ones I'm in :)

Biting popsicles just hit different :3

captain barnacles bites his popsicles pass it on

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain:

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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