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Guess who's back from the dead

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Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?

Kwazii, hat on fire: No...

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Barnacles: Are you alright?

Peso: Short answer or long answer?

Barnacles, concerned: Short?

Peso: No.

Barnacles, very concerned: Long?

Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.

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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!

Shellington: facepalm

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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.

Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?

Vegimals, all of them: Get out.

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Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.

Barnacles: If something breaks?

Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.

Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?

Kwazii: We blame Peso.

Peso: Seriously!?

Barnacles: No.

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Tweak: My hands are cold.

Dashi: Here, let me hold them.

Tweak: My lips are cold too.

Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand

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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.

Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Kwazii: This date is boring!

Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?

Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!

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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?

Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.

Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve

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Shellington: We should be partners.

Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?

Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?

Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.

Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.

Dashi: Wash the dishes.

Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Barnacles: Close enough.

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Dances

Go for it!!! If you do, tag me, I wanna see >:3

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉!!

Hi, I'm opening commissions to get mobility aids!!

Yeah, that's basically it. I need cash so I can get stuff to help me walk around and:

- Not be in pain all the time

- Not collapse at random

- Make it easier for me to get around in college

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WORKS AND PRICES:

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Small Works:

Jellyfish: $1

Horribly Drawn Memes: $1

Autism Doodles: $1 ($ 3 for color)

Character Ship Rings: $1 (per character, multiple characters welcomed )

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: $2 ($5 for color)

Edit/Aesthetic Pfps: $2 (per pfp)

Random Tattoo Designs: $5

Descriptions:

Jellyfish: You get a drawing of a jellyfish. That's it.

Horribly Drawn Memes: Send the meme, and I'll draw it so horribly it will be sad or funny

Autism Doodles: Trinket/Creature from your special interest/hyper fixation will bedrawn. Yes, I want to know about it (/srs)

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: I draw low quality Pokemon

Character Ship Rings: I draw matching rings based on the characters/ship(s) of your choice. Please keep it leģal. Poly is more than welcomed

Edit/Aesthetic Pfp: Give a character/base, I'll make a pfp

Random Tattoos: I send random a tattoo I designed. You don't have to credit me

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Oc|Characters:

Head: $3

Upper Body: $6

Full Body: $9

Send a picture of your Oc/character, and I'l draw them.

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Clothing Designs:

Will be drawn on a blank model. Give a theme, and I will make a design

Dress: $5

Top: $2

Bottom: $3

No color (for speed in production)

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NSFW (18+!!!): $20- $50

For NSFW, both you and the character(s) need to be 18+

No: Inc3st, P3d0, R@p3, etc

Yes: Sexual, Kink, Gore (not sexual), etc

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WORKS:

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My LinkTree with all my stuff:

Linktree

Venmo

Cashapp: $0tt3rPopp [zero, not a capital O]

My Discord to receive commissions + talk out prices:

♡°•𝐎𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.𝐏𝐨𝐩°•♡#3058

[Copy it, it's a special font] [if not, message me here with your discord]

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PLEASE help me out with this.

Like, reblog, anything

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T

Captain Dashi of the Octoray headcanons?

Ooo, haven't heard of this one yes, this will be fun ^^ /pos

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- Has pictures of their old team hanging EVERYWHERE

- As time goes on she'll add photos of her new crew

- I'm 100% sure that the kids/siblings of the Octopod Crew will be with Dashi on the Octoray when they are older (Including Koshi)

- So chaotic if the kids/siblings are there when older, mainly because she (likely) knew them and has embarrassed pictures of them (like Pinto faceplanting into Ice, Periwinkle getting scared by seaweed, etc.)

- She'd also hire some different crew from the kids when they're old enough, maybe have an extra medic with them just in case

- Members of the Octopod will always come to visit, even if retired. Same for the Octoray, they'll just drop by ^^

- Dashi gets sentimental every time they look at the pictures of her old team AND the new team. She'll get to watch them grow up and eventually hand off the Octoray to one of them, maybe even reassign them as a Captain of their own ship

- Everything is technology. EVERYTHING. Even more than on the Octopod. They demand it

- Tweak, Kwazii, and Shellington are the most likely to visit her. Barnacles will go every once and a while to check up on her, he'll bring Peso along too. The Vegimals and Inkling will visit at the same time every year or so depending

- Calls every single day between the Octopod and Octoray, same for game nights

- Some Vegimals will likely go with her

- The crew she hires before the kids comes and goes a lot, only like, 2 or 3 would stay until the end. Dashi is also VERRRRY selective about who they pick to be on her crew. I can see Pearl as one of the ones to come on and stay until retirement

- They have a special photo album that she keeps to herself. It's full of very special memories from the Octopod and Octoray, new and old team. It has their best and favorite memories

- In her eventually retirement, she'd hand the Octoray off to Koshi. Something is telling me Periwinkle would be her 2nd in command. Orson and Ursa would likely get sent to their own Octo-something. Pinto, I have no clue, that kid would be back and forth, freelancing and working on both ships T-T

- Still takes so many pictures, even more than when on the Octopod. They're now in control of where the ship goes, she can find all of the best spots to take pictures and help sea creatures

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Heeheehoohoo, some light feels and sad depending on what mental state you're in >:)

Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?

yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!

Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^

Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:

Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.

Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^

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I can totally see a mission going like this:

Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-

Paani: *is already running off*

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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!

Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?

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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!

Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...

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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:

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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker

Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.

Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.

They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.

ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.

Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.

Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-

They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-

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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity

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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.

Some bros being dudes :)

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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:

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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^

Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th

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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos

Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!

Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-

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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling

Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-

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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?

Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine

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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind

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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom

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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh

Some child: O-O

Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??

Pearl: Shell what the fu-

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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted

Dashi: Wh-

Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted

Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?

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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???

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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??

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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight

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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-

Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*

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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...

Tracker, checked out: Tuba

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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!

Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!

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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-

Peso: How?

Kwazii: Binder

Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you

Peso: What they said but less aggressive

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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-

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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids

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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-

I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol

Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡

whats your ao3

My Ao3 is PeachBuniiPrince ^^

I don't have anything written yet, but I plan on having something there soon >:)

Also have this little ferret doing a slide

Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

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Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

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Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

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Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

People must know-

Something more people ought to know is that a pearl is most commonly an oyster’s response to a parasite, like a tunneling tapeworm larva. It’s almost never a grain of sand. They live in the sea, they don’t care about sand!

Hi ! Was wondering if I could request some kwasoton prompts/headcannons? :0 /nf

Bet >:)

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- Peso is the only one with a semi decent sleep schedule and often has to drag Kwazii and Shellington to sleep

- Kwazii will randomly use Shellington and/or Peso as a pillow. Whatever they were doing before doesn't matter, they now have Kwazii on their lap/shoulder

- Shellington will randomly give Kwazii and Peso small items. Kwazii is confused at first, Peso is a mess every time >:)

- Peso learned how to make kandi from Dashi and makes gifts for Shellington and Kwazii

- Kwazii can and will "steal" objects from the others to show affection (he makes sure they see/notice)

- Shellington is the first to fall asleep every movie night

- Peso always has a tiny sewing kit on hand for whenever Kwazii manages to rip his clothing or if Shellingtons bag ever rips

- When the others are stressed, Kwazii will kind of just like, lay on them and start purring

- Shellington has a collection of Squishmallows that "somehow" match Kwazii and Peso (they altered the plushies lol)

- Peso will try to stop Kwazii and Shellington from doing stupid things, but half way through it will be more of a "haa haa don't" instead of "wait no don't-"

- Kwazii will send some of the most random things, ranging from saying he's going to steal someone's knees, to saying they are going to affectionately unalive someone

- If Shellington sees something, they have to go pick it up. There's no stopping it, they have to go and pick up the object

- Shellington and Peso wear glasses/contacts

- They all stim together, you can't convince me otherwise

- They trade + share fidgets (minus chewelry and their main comfort fidget[s])

- None of them have good depth perception, they have a list keeping track of how many times they accidently bumb into objects or people

- Whenever Kwazii finds a new place with treasure Peso and Shellington help them make/draw a map by hand

- If one of them fixates on something it's likely they will all fixate on it. There was some point where they were all fixated on Pokemon thanks to Kwazii (pretend that Pokemon games exist in their world-)

- Shellington knows how to knit and tried to teach the others. Long story short, Peso is kind of good, and Kwazii managed to get stuck and tangled in the yarn and somehow tied to a chair

- Peso has tried to each them how to do basic first aid, which failed horribly. I will leave what happened to your imagination

- Shellington steals their clothing normally

- Kwazii has 0 cold resistance, Peso has 0 heat resistance, Shellington is "neutral" (can't handle anything too hot or cold)

- They have each other's safe foods + triggers memorized

- Aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders their s/o(s) and/or friends

- Aggressive affection. Kwazii will pounce, Shellington will nip, Peso will preen out of nowhere

- Sleep piles. These people sleep in a pile whenever they sleepover/are together on a mission

- Kwazii starts with the idea of doing chaotic things. Shellington enables them. Peso tries to stop them but gets dragged in. Chaos ensues

- That one screenshot of the 3 people on the subway? The person sleeping with pizza, person with crow/raven on their leg, and person in a wedding dress crying? That's them. Shellington, Kwazii, Peso

- During Halloween they try to coordinate their costumes. This almost never works

- Kwazii will quote random things. Peso and Shellington won't understand and end up having to watch/learn about what he quoted

- They will point at each other whenever they see each other and either yell "gay", "you're gay", "trans person spotted", or something else

- Peso found out that Shellington and Kwazii react to lazer pointers. Do with that what you will

- Kwazii got them both into Homestuck.

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This is the image I was talking about

As well as some other stuff that would happen with the trio

Enjoy the chaos >:3

Requests are still open ^^

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)

I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

+ some random headcanons

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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?

Tweak: Kwazii?

Kwazii: Yes?

Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain

Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*

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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...

Tweak: Got it.

Tweak:

Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*

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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*

Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?

Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that

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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?

Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face

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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?

Tracker: ...

Tracker: I like tracking things down...

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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard

Kwazii: Pff, easy!

Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*

Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*

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Peso: Here, have a sticker!

Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...

Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-

Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever

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*

Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...

Dashi: What is it?

Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*

Dashi:

Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...

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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools

Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes

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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes

- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"

- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)

- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help

- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour

- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere

- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked

- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places

- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny

- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song

- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert

- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once

- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens

- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people

- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits

- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE

- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone

- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable

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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?

Tweak, soaked: fun

Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun

Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun

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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee

*two hours later*

Peso: *walking the halls*

Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*

Peso: AAAAA-

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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!

Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!

*presses button*

...

*music plays*

Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*

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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome

Shellington: *walks under the door*

Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-

Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*

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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!

Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*

Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?

Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?

Tweak: Dashi?

Dashi: On it *clicks button*

*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*

*among us music starts playing*

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Have a great day everyone ^^

Some Pro!Surfer Dashi headcanons/interactions?

YES!!!

I also tossed in some angst, there will be a TW before that part ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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°General°

- She would paint your surfboard for you. You don't even have to ask, she'll just look at it and go "Hm, how about-" and paint it. It's normally based on things you like/remind her of you

- Would 100% teach kids how to surf in her spare time

- AND TEACH THEM ABOUT SHARKS, especially their relation with surfers (mainly the boards)

- Would probably laugh when something falls off a board (in a nice way) and give encouragement

- Unless it's Kwazii. If Kwazii falls off she'll laugh her ass off and probably fall into the water (once again in a nice way)

- Loves surfing with friends

- Always smells like salt water/the beach

- Is the type to say "that's not a big wave" when it's the biggest wave she's ever seen

- Loves doing dangerous tricks

- Has tried to use those motor surfboards before (Tweak made her one) and failed horribly

- Loves being on a surfboard with another person

- Is super SUPER serious with any competitions, and is very competitive

- Has several gold medals and trophies

- Customizes her outfits for each event

- Trans icon in the surfing community

- Very energetic, will jump at any opportunity to help/teach people about surfing, how the ocean works, sea creatures, the history, and more

- Has used the same surfboard that she had as a kid. She refuses to change it or give it up, it holds a lot of emotional stuff

- Has bracelets and necklaces made of Kandi that have to do with surfing + has some shells

°Human°

- 100% has freckles that become more obvious with the sun

- Beach hair 24/7

- Would 100% lose hair ties and/or clips while surfing

- Has a few clear scars from crashing into rocks

°Angst°

Tw for: Mention of blood, accidents, injury, near death, drowning, transphobia

- She almost drowned while surfing as a child a few times. Sometimes she would Wipeout and not be able to get above water in time

- Had nearly cracked her skull open on some rocks

- Has a LOT of scars from hitting the seafloor and/or rocks, and has (almost) had to stop surfing a few times

- Freaks out when people go under, and always panics when she doesn't see them within a few seconds. Sometimes classes go wrong

- Had to deal with a lot of transphobic people when she started. May or may not have punched someone

- Has had a few close calls with sharks and other creatures while surfing further from land

- Sometimes her dangerous tricks go wrong and she gets really hurt

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Hope you enjoyed ^^

Requests are still open, and I posted an introduction with the Request rules and stuff ^^

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

-

𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

*inhales* SHELLINGTON X TWEAK INCORRECT QUOTES PLEASE PLEASE MY HPYERFIXIATION NEEDS IT *exhales* :D

You got it ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing, mention of kidnapping in one quote, mentions of eating (KitKat)

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this enhanced microscope, give it a try

Shellington: Sure!

Shellington: *put it to the lowest setting to test it out with some coral*

Tweak: So, how is it?

Shellington: *looks up in shock and looks around the room*

Shellington: I think I can see atoms now...

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Shellington: Jings*, it's too dark to see anything

Tweak: I've got this

Tweak: *starts intensity vibrating and slowly glowing*

Shellington: W-

Shellington: wHAT????

Tweak: >:3

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Tweak: You-

Tweak: You said I could trust you!! You said you were a gamer!

Shellington: Tweak, I only play puzzle, mystery, and mobile games

Tweak: *turns into shinji*

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Shellington: Ok, I have an idea on how to solve this problem

Tweak, pulling out a large wrench: Whatcha got?

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Well for one not throwing wrenches at our problems

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Tweak: Hey, I made you this bracelet to fidget with

Shellington, who doesn't really like things on their wrists: Oh, thanks!

*a few days later*

Kwazii: Wow, you're actually wearing a bracelet?

Shellington, who is very happily fidgeting with the bracelet: Y E S

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Shellington: No, this isn't a mess. At least not a bad one. Do you know what I consider a mess?

Tweak: The Gup D after each crash or your lab?

Shellington: I- ok yes, but no-

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Tweak: Shellington, please stop sleeping in weird places

Shellington, who was sleeping in a small box because he could: No, it's comfortable

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Shellington looking up from their book: Ah, Tweak! Do you need anything?

Tweak: Yes

Tweak: *pulls out a KitKat and bites into it whole while keeping eye contact*

Shellington:

Shellington: suddenly I'm regretting all of my life choices...

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Shellington: Ok, this is for science

Shellington: What is the opposite of Red? Is it green or blue??

Tweak, calm: I'd guess a mix of green and blue?

Shellington: So... Burple??

Tweak, confused: Wait... That's implying that you're mixing blue and purple?

Shellington: Would you rather have BLEEN? Or bloody GRUE???

Tweak: Before it was confusing, now I'm scared...

Dashi: But he's making a good point-

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Shellington: No need to tell me about romance Tweak, I know the mating and life cycles of most every sea creature >:3

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Kidnapper: I have your partner

Tweak confused: I...? Partner?

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a bunch of Scottish insults and spit in my face?

Tweak: Oh shit you have Shellington-

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Tweak: So tell me why you try to lay on me every chance you get?

Shellington, who just enjoys cuddling: Yes

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Shellington: So... you glow?? Why??

Tweak: No clue, but they don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind >:)

Shellington: I- I don't know how to respond to that

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Shellington: I have pretty high standards you know-

Tweak: I live underwater and explore it

Shellington: you're meeting all of my standards-

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Tweak: You're horrible...

Shellington, eating a KitKat sideways: Revenge

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Shellington, who never went to sleep: Morning Tweak!

Tweak, who also never went to sleep: Morning Shellington

Dashi, who knows neither of them have slept: It's still Wednesday for you two

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Tweak: I think we should kiss

Shellington, who's studying some bones: And I think these bones belong to an anglerfish

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Tweak: I care about you a lot, and I would do anything (within reason) to make you happy

Shellington: I would be more than happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, got a reasonable amount of sleep, and just take care of yourself

Tweak:

Tweak: No u

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*Jings: an exclamation of surprise (Scotland)

A bit of a longer one ^^

[Mention of blood past this point]

I'm not in school today because there was a blood drive at school yesterday and I gave blood. Totally not feeling it the day after-

[End of mention of blood]

Also, I have a tiktok! I'm a cosplayer and do a fair amount of stuff (and I have an Octonauts cosplay planned) here's the account: _.peach.bunni._

Requests still open :)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon

Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead

Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc

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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*

Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*

Barnacles: E

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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?

Barnacles: Well-

Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime

Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*

Kwazii: THIS STRONG!

Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!

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Dashi: Smile!

Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*

Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*

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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*

Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*

Shellington: :0

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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend

Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend

Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend

Dashi: What are they doing?

Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do

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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*

Kwazii: *joins*

Shellington: *joins*

Tweak: *joins*

Barnacles: *joins*

Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???

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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*

Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-

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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*

Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food

Tweak: Thanks

Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*

Dashi:

Tweak:

Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-

Tweak: I knew that

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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out

I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it

Requests are still open :)

Ok, so I'm a cosplayer, it's in my Bio

My Tiktok is @/_.peach.bunni._ (not completely child safe, cursing, angst, etc.)

So follow me if you'd like lol

I cosplay from Fnaf, Genshin, Danganronpa (very rare), and I'm working on a lot more, including Octonauts cosplay

I'm also making some props for Foxy, who I'm going to be cosplaying today or tomorrow

Just let me know if we're mutrals here and you follow me there, I'll follow back ^^

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol

Sonic Miku >:)

sonic miku. reblog her immediately.