Guess Who's Back From The Dead

Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th

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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos

Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!

Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-

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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling

Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-

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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?

Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine

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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind

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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom

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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh

Some child: O-O

Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??

Pearl: Shell what the fu-

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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted

Dashi: Wh-

Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted

Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?

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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???

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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??

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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight

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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-

Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*

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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...

Tracker, checked out: Tuba

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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!

Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!

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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-

Peso: How?

Kwazii: Binder

Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you

Peso: What they said but less aggressive

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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-

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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids

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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-

I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol

Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but Captain Barnacles has no self preservation skills (as normal)

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Peso: Can you explain what happened?

Barnacles: No, I can not

Kwazii walking into the room: He swam into a swarm of jellyfish again

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Barnacles: *jumps off a cliff to save a lizard*

Peso: *instant panic* CAPTAIN!

Kwazii: Give him a few seconds...

Barnacles, holding a lizard: I'm back lol

Peso: please stop doing this-

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Barnacles: No worries, I've got this!

*swims into a bunch of sharks*

Shellington: Does this happen often?

Professor Inkling, who's worked with Barnacles from day one: Yes

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Barnacles covered in bruises: I can explain

Peso: Can you?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Ok what had happened was-

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Kwazii: *crashes the Gup B again*

Barnacles: Kwazii! How could you be so reckless? Are you ok?

Kwazii: Captain you are literally on fire right now-

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Dashi: I've finally finished the video!

Tweak: What video?

Dashi: It's a compilation of all the times Captain has managed to get hurt. Nothing too bad, small things

Barnacles: *walking in with a squid wrapped around his helmet* hello

Dashi: damn it Captain-

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I'm running out of ideas so fast-

Ryla x Dashi?

Sure thing!!

I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"

(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)

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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*

Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*

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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?

Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*

Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^

*the next day*

Ryla: Dashi...

Dashi: Yes?

Ryla: This isn't pink

Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-

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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...

Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?

Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)

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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures

Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!

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Dashi: So, how did it go?

Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!

Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/

Ryla: ok what had happened was-

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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*

Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*

Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*

Dashi: I'm so proud of you

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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow

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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?

Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day

Ryla: That doesn't answer the question

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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother

Shellington: Wait you wha-

Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!

Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-

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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine

Dashi: This is not fine-

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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?

Kwazii: HELL YES!!

Dashi: You bet >:)

Ryla: Definitely!

Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...

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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything

Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring

Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-

Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off

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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?

Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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I apologize for how long this took ^^"

I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)

Requests are still open!!

(I do ships, scenarios, and more)

** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]

Hi ! Was wondering if I could request some kwasoton prompts/headcannons? :0 /nf

Bet >:)

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- Peso is the only one with a semi decent sleep schedule and often has to drag Kwazii and Shellington to sleep

- Kwazii will randomly use Shellington and/or Peso as a pillow. Whatever they were doing before doesn't matter, they now have Kwazii on their lap/shoulder

- Shellington will randomly give Kwazii and Peso small items. Kwazii is confused at first, Peso is a mess every time >:)

- Peso learned how to make kandi from Dashi and makes gifts for Shellington and Kwazii

- Kwazii can and will "steal" objects from the others to show affection (he makes sure they see/notice)

- Shellington is the first to fall asleep every movie night

- Peso always has a tiny sewing kit on hand for whenever Kwazii manages to rip his clothing or if Shellingtons bag ever rips

- When the others are stressed, Kwazii will kind of just like, lay on them and start purring

- Shellington has a collection of Squishmallows that "somehow" match Kwazii and Peso (they altered the plushies lol)

- Peso will try to stop Kwazii and Shellington from doing stupid things, but half way through it will be more of a "haa haa don't" instead of "wait no don't-"

- Kwazii will send some of the most random things, ranging from saying he's going to steal someone's knees, to saying they are going to affectionately unalive someone

- If Shellington sees something, they have to go pick it up. There's no stopping it, they have to go and pick up the object

- Shellington and Peso wear glasses/contacts

- They all stim together, you can't convince me otherwise

- They trade + share fidgets (minus chewelry and their main comfort fidget[s])

- None of them have good depth perception, they have a list keeping track of how many times they accidently bumb into objects or people

- Whenever Kwazii finds a new place with treasure Peso and Shellington help them make/draw a map by hand

- If one of them fixates on something it's likely they will all fixate on it. There was some point where they were all fixated on Pokemon thanks to Kwazii (pretend that Pokemon games exist in their world-)

- Shellington knows how to knit and tried to teach the others. Long story short, Peso is kind of good, and Kwazii managed to get stuck and tangled in the yarn and somehow tied to a chair

- Peso has tried to each them how to do basic first aid, which failed horribly. I will leave what happened to your imagination

- Shellington steals their clothing normally

- Kwazii has 0 cold resistance, Peso has 0 heat resistance, Shellington is "neutral" (can't handle anything too hot or cold)

- They have each other's safe foods + triggers memorized

- Aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders their s/o(s) and/or friends

- Aggressive affection. Kwazii will pounce, Shellington will nip, Peso will preen out of nowhere

- Sleep piles. These people sleep in a pile whenever they sleepover/are together on a mission

- Kwazii starts with the idea of doing chaotic things. Shellington enables them. Peso tries to stop them but gets dragged in. Chaos ensues

- That one screenshot of the 3 people on the subway? The person sleeping with pizza, person with crow/raven on their leg, and person in a wedding dress crying? That's them. Shellington, Kwazii, Peso

- During Halloween they try to coordinate their costumes. This almost never works

- Kwazii will quote random things. Peso and Shellington won't understand and end up having to watch/learn about what he quoted

- They will point at each other whenever they see each other and either yell "gay", "you're gay", "trans person spotted", or something else

- Peso found out that Shellington and Kwazii react to lazer pointers. Do with that what you will

- Kwazii got them both into Homestuck.

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This is the image I was talking about

As well as some other stuff that would happen with the trio

Enjoy the chaos >:3

Requests are still open ^^

I would just like to point out that during the Sea Anemone Creature Report, they show 2 Anemone stinging each other (or fighting). They are also chanting "Go Anemone! Go Anemone! Go Anemone!" while showing fight.

So basically what I'm trying to say is that half of the octonauts would place bets on a sea anemone fight- (/hj)

Have some random (but not really) Octonauts headcanons because I can't think of any incorrect quotes at the moment

(Contains height/weight measurements, to give a better look at the character, as well as a few fun facts)

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Part One: Captain Barnacles (Human/Hybrid version) _________________________

° Uses He/Him pronouns, Cis man (? Maybe ?)

° I have no clue what his sexuality could be, but it's not straight. 100% not straight

° Stands at 6'10, the tallest in the team

° Is capable of lifting 400+ lbs with ease, and can dead lift nearly 600 lbs (polar bears irl can lift/handle about 1000 lbs)

° Weighs around 250 - 270lbs, has a good amount of body fat and muscle (polar bears have about 10cm of blubber/fat, as well as about 15cm of thick fur to keep them warm) (Little bonus: Polar bears have black skin! Their fur is "white" [it's actually clear/hollow] to help with camouflage, and their skin is black as a way to help absorb the sun/avoid sun burn and such!)

° A living heater, the amount of body heat this man produces is insane, but very welcomed when it's cold

° Covered in scars, like on his wrist from when his hand/arm was stuck in the giant clam, falling rocks, Gup crashes, etc.

° Probably let his sister give him an ear piercing or two

° Has picked up and thrown like, half of the team. Just for fun, and probably because they asked. Kwazii is the most frequent

° You can see him casually walking around the Octopod while carrying 2 people in his arms/on his shoulders/on his back while holding a conversation with them

° Has managed to get into a fist fight with random people/creatures. He isn't a fan of fighting, but has won every fight

° Would listen to any type of music, it just depending on his mood, the most common being Nicki Minaj (he is canonically a hardcore barb), but he'll listen to anything that is recommended (mainly by Dashi or Tweak)

° Not too good at most video games, but surprisingly good at Mario Kart (with tilt controls). He also enjoys puzzle/party games (a good form of team building)

° Autistic with sensory issues. No I will not elaborate.

° Infodumps back and forth with Shellington and Professor Inkling, as well as some of the other Octonauts (if they ask). It's a common occurrence to walk into the library and hear Captain and Professor going at it about sea creature, the octopod, etc

° Has managed to break the steering wheel of the Octopod a few times due to turning it really hard. Tweak has managed to fix it every time, but Captain still gets upset at himself

• I may add more later if I can think of anymore •

• Next: Peso! •

_________________________ Can you tell that I did research for this?

Ok, so I'm a cosplayer, it's in my Bio

My Tiktok is @/_.peach.bunni._ (not completely child safe, cursing, angst, etc.)

So follow me if you'd like lol

I cosplay from Fnaf, Genshin, Danganronpa (very rare), and I'm working on a lot more, including Octonauts cosplay

I'm also making some props for Foxy, who I'm going to be cosplaying today or tomorrow

Just let me know if we're mutrals here and you follow me there, I'll follow back ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol