Incorrect Octonauts Quotes Based On More Dumb Things I've Said/done

Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?

yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!

Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^

Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:

Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.

Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^

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I can totally see a mission going like this:

Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-

Paani: *is already running off*

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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!

Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?

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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!

Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...

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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:

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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker

Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.

Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.

They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.

ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.

Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.

Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-

They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-

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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity

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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.

Some bros being dudes :)

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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:

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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools

Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes

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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes

- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"

- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)

- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help

- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour

- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere

- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked

- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places

- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny

- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song

- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert

- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once

- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens

- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people

- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits

- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE

- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone

- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable

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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?

Tweak, soaked: fun

Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun

Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun

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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee

*two hours later*

Peso: *walking the halls*

Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*

Peso: AAAAA-

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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!

Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!

*presses button*

...

*music plays*

Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*

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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome

Shellington: *walks under the door*

Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-

Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*

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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!

Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*

Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?

Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?

Tweak: Dashi?

Dashi: On it *clicks button*

*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*

*among us music starts playing*

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Have a great day everyone ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's Shellington centric ^^

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Peso: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: *looks at 15 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energy*

Shellington: Yes.

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Shellington: What? ME! Why, I'd never cause trouble intentionally!

Kwazii: >:)

Tweak: ,': |

Dashi:

Dashi: I several videos that prove otherwise-

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Shellington: I am THIS close to throwing a coffee mug at someone

Professor Inkling: Shellington your fingers are touching-

Shellington, literally vibrating: i kNOW-

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Shellington: Good morning Captain!

Barnacles: Ah, good morning Shellington!

Shellington: Ready to start?

Barnacles: Ready!

*both proceeded to info dump about marine life/music/the octopod and more*

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Shellington: Kwazii, I want you to teach me how to drive a Gup

Kwazii, who just crashed the Gup B again: sure

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Tweak: Crimes

Kwazii: Crimes

Dashi: Crimes

Shellington: Crimes??

All three in union: Crimes.

Shellington: Ah, Crimes...

Barnacles and Peso both scared: No Crimes-

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Dude- all of your octonauts quote posts are making me wanna draw some of them, is that okay if I do?

Of course!! Be sure to tag me in them, I want to see ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

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I'm running out of ideas again T~T

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

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𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________