Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But It's Shellington Centric ^^

I'd just like to talk about the Long Armed Squid episode real quick-

(I apologize for the bad screenshots, I watch Octonauts on YouTube [mobile] )

Wholesome. Precious. Awe-inspiring even. The way that Kwazii jumped/swam in front of Peso to guard him (despite looking scared himself) is just amazing.

I can't even begin to count/write all the times Kwazii just jump to guard anyone on the team ^^

Also-

My man just kicked down the door-

He kicked down that door, which is probably covered in rust and other things, while wearing a very thick deep sea diving suit, while very deep underwater. Like, the amount of strength/pressure/force that would take?? Absolute tank.

Anyways, thanks for coming to my TedTalk. Drink some water >:3

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Biting popsicles just hit different :3

captain barnacles bites his popsicles pass it on

Dude- all of your octonauts quote posts are making me wanna draw some of them, is that okay if I do?

Of course!! Be sure to tag me in them, I want to see ^^

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Peso Addition Tw for swearing

_________________________ Peso: Shellington what happened? Shellington, hiding in the corner of his room: Kwazii

_________________________ Peso: Captain are you ok? I heard a loud bang come from here Barnacles: No worries Peso, nothing I can't handle! Peso: Then why is your leg stuck under your anchor? Barnacles: Barnacles: no worries I can manage- Peso: Captain please- _________________________ Shellington: Peso, when was the last time you sleep? Peso: When was the last time YOU slept? Shellington: Shellington: I will get Kwazii or Tweak to throw you across the room now answer the question- _________________________ Kwazii telling Peso a scary story: And then, they were never seen again! Peso, shaking: So that thing just came from behind and, and... took them? Kwazii: Aye, and some say that they are still wandering around to this day, searching for more prey~ Peso: Oh no- Barnacles coming from behind: Peso! Kw- Peso: *turns fast and punches Barnacles in the stomach* Barnacles, doubled over on the ground: *strained* I didn't think you could hit that hard- Peso, now panicked: CAPTAIN I'M SORRY- Kwazii, shocked: Well damn- _________________________ Dashi: Peso, I need some information on this illness, apparently it's very rare Peso: Do you know the name? Does it have a name yet? Dashi: Yes, it does, it's called Ligma! Tweak, already laughing: oh no- Peso: Ligma? Can you describe the symp- Dashi: LIGMA BAL- _________________________ Peso: Can you tell me what happened? Tweak, completely stuck in a dryer (ones that face upwards, not out): No I can not. _________________________ Professor Inkling: Peso, come quickly! Peso running down the hall: What happened Professor? Professor Inkling, completely calm: The Vegamals made you a gift! Peso: Really? They didn't have to- Vegamals: *are holding up one of those oddly detailed butt cakes* Professor Inkling: I... don't really understand the meaning behind the cake, but it looks very nice! Peso dying inside: yEs... vERy niCe _________________________ I am once again losing inspiration-

Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^

Ok,here me out

As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii

And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...

And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...

What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso

The leader

The chaotic

And the one who deals with eveyone shit.

Y E S

This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-

Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again

Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-

Barnacles: Kwazii-

Kwazii: ahem, I mean...

Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...

Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-

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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?

Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-

Barnacles: aww, that's nice

*later*

Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-

Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner

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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!

Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...

*later that night*

Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-

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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3

Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?

Kawaii: Oh, my bad

Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3

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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture

Tweak: I-

Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-

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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???

Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??

Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!

Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-

Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*

Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-

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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...

Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?

Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times

Barnacles: What-

Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-

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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box

Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?

Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!

Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!

Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*

Barnacles reading the message: Not again-

Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??

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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??

Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-

Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!

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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve

Barnacles: I think you mean cards...

Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not

Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙

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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Barnacles: Yes

Peso: I love you

Barnacles: It back

Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*

Peso: 0 - 0

*a few minutes later*

Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?

Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-

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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think

Peso: Captain-

Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!

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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?

Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^

Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3

Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*

Barnacles: ...

Peso: ...

Barnacles: Well we did warn him-

Peso: Kwazii are you ok-

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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?

Barnacles: Um, well...

*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*

Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-

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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...

Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me

*a few hours later*

Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*

Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!

*runs out again*

Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*

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Barnacles: *is asleep*

Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*

Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...

*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*

Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)

*the next morning*

Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*

Kwazii: >:3

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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;

Requests/Asks are still open :)

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

_________________________ Professor Inkling: You're currently failing my class due to missing assignments. Care to explain? Shellington who has been burnt out for literal years: No.

_________________________ Calico Jack: I'm here to pick up my grandchild Professor Inkling: Yes, Kwazii is right here, but I'd like to talk to you about their behavior first Calico Jack: Ah, yes, he's always been an energetic one, seems that no matter what that kid is running around! He only needs a proper outlet! Professor Inkling: They blew up a urinal and stole a desk Calico Jack: That's my kid!! (Proud) Professor Inkling: what-

_________________________ Dashi: It's late, I don't want to go out tonight Kwazii: Tweak will be there Dashi, suddenly dressed: Let's go!

_________________________ Peso: I've only slept 3 hours this week, and it's Thursday- Barnacles: How are you still alive? Peso: The fear of failure and energy drinks Barnacles: Aren't you studying to be a doctor? Peso: Exactly

_________________________ Shellington: *slams face first onto a desk out of sheer exhaustion* Peso: Same Peso: Peso: Wait I'm supposed to help you-

_________________________ Dashi, taking yearbook photos: Smile! Peso: I have a residency at a high class hospital tomorrow and an exam a few days after, followed by another residency but at a PEDIATRIC hospital. I feel dead inside

Dashi, now concerned: Are you sure you don't want to see a therapist instead?

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Barnacles: Graduation is almost here!

Kwazii: It's October

Barnacles: So close you can taste it!

Tweak: Cap, you graduate in mid June. Kwazii and I have one more year to go-

Barnacles: please let me lie to myself this once

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Tw/Cw for swearing and mention of s€lf h&rm/su!c!de

(Saw another person talk about this)

Look, in all honesty from what I know reporting will put the post under review/get it deleted. At the very least, send a message to them and check up on them. Ask if they are OK, if they are safe. If needed provide them with methods to direct them towards getting help. I've talked several people down before, and all I can say is that you can't always help them or change their mind. The best you have is trying to help them while you can.

I'm open to talk whenever ^^ (if needed I'll give you my discord tag)

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