Biting Popsicles Just Hit Different :3

Ok, so I don't remember which episode this is from, but there was one where Shellington was seen doing math or something

^ this

So like the lowkey dumbass I am, I decided to check the math

I-

Buddy-

[I feel like the creators/writers/animators just keyboard smashed and hoped no one would try to test it-]

(I got major deja vu writing this-)

Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)

BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!

I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^

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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!

Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?

Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?

Peso: Oh, uh, sure!

*bells ring*

Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!

Kwazii: See ya Peso!

*Peso walks away*

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: YAAA-

Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!

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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*

Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*

Kwazii: So...

Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...

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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?

Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!

Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second

Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?

Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?

Kwazii: Umm......

Tweak: Ha, gay

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Peso: Um... Kwazii??

Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?

Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?

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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?

Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-

Barnacles: Ah... OK then....

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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?

Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-

Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)

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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?

Peso: Sure-

Peso: Why is it asked for my number?

Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-

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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.

Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?

Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project

Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-

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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?

Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them

Peso: Aww...

Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*

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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?

Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*

Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?

Peso, still confused and shocked: What???

Shellington: Ah, nevermind...

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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?

Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?

Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?

Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*

Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!

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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;

I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-

I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number

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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!

Dashi: Did you kidnap them?

Shellington: New or used

Tweak: Did you bribe them?

Peso: What is wrong with you-

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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam

Barnacles: What happened this time?

Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr

Kwazii: Here look

Barnacles:

Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-

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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!

*punches tree*

Kwazii: Nice punch

Shellington:

Shellington: call Peso-

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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Are bones wet?

Peso, scared: w-what?

Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.

Barnacles: No worries this is normal

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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome

Dashi: Did you touch it?

Tweak: No...?

Dashi: Good.

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Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Dude- all of your octonauts quote posts are making me wanna draw some of them, is that okay if I do?

Of course!! Be sure to tag me in them, I want to see ^^

Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

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Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

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Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

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Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes

Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God

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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-

Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times

Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times

Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us

Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you

Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire

Barnacles: OK, I get it-

Professor Inkling: No you don't.

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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?

Kwazii: I missed the screw

Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-

Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-

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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?

Kwazii: there was a spider.

Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!

Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.

Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!

Kawzii: Captain, back me up!

Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-

Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!

Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/

Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason

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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?

Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?

Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!

Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?

Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.

Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.

Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*