Tw/Cw For Swearing And Mention Of S€lf H&rm/su!c!de

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?

Sure thing!!

Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^

[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]

** = tw for that quote

Pink boarder = NSFW

Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)

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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?

Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3

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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake

Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear

Kwazii: Ay-

Kwazii: Wait-

Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??

Barnacles: Ummm...

Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO

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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?

Barnacles: Why yes, I do!

Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*

Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*

Barnacles: Peso...

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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant

Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-

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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:

Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...

Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!

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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??

Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!

Barnacles: ...

Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...

Barnacles: ',:/

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...

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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!

Barnacles:

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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano

Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...

Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!

Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*

Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-

Kwazii: Manage what?

Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...

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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-

Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-

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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?

Kawaii: It looked like Pete...

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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii

Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-

Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...

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Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?

Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water

Barnacles: No...

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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...

Barnacles: I...

Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!

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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...

Kwazii: Me?

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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*

Kwazii: Hey, check this out!

Kwazii: *folds*

Barnacles: Wha-

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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?

Kawaii: Shellington :)

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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple

Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol

Requests are still open ^^

Ok, so I'm a cosplayer, it's in my Bio

My Tiktok is @/_.peach.bunni._ (not completely child safe, cursing, angst, etc.)

So follow me if you'd like lol

I cosplay from Fnaf, Genshin, Danganronpa (very rare), and I'm working on a lot more, including Octonauts cosplay

I'm also making some props for Foxy, who I'm going to be cosplaying today or tomorrow

Just let me know if we're mutrals here and you follow me there, I'll follow back ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos: part 2 Tw for swearing _________________________ Kwazii: So let me get this straight. Putting butter on bread is normal, correct? Shellington: Yes Kwazii: And putting milk in or on cereal is also normal, correct? Shellington, getting concerned: Yes... Kwazii: So what is stopping me from putting butter in cereal and milk on bread? Shellington: Dear stars- _________________________ Peso: Whales have leg bones Shellington: Whales have leg bones

Kwazii: What the fuck are they doing with them? Kicking people out of the ocean? _________________________ Dashi: You look like that one meme where- Barnacles: I have no idea what you're talking about- _________________________ Kwazii: *vibing* Kwazii: *gets hit in the face with a rock* Kwazii: ow Kwazii: *resumes vibing* _________________________ Professor Inkling: -and that is why you need at least 8 hours of sleep Shellington: Barnacles: Tweak: Dashi: Peso: Kwazii: Kwazii: am I really the only one here here a normal sleep schedule? _________________________

Some Pro!Surfer Dashi headcanons/interactions?

YES!!!

I also tossed in some angst, there will be a TW before that part ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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°General°

- She would paint your surfboard for you. You don't even have to ask, she'll just look at it and go "Hm, how about-" and paint it. It's normally based on things you like/remind her of you

- Would 100% teach kids how to surf in her spare time

- AND TEACH THEM ABOUT SHARKS, especially their relation with surfers (mainly the boards)

- Would probably laugh when something falls off a board (in a nice way) and give encouragement

- Unless it's Kwazii. If Kwazii falls off she'll laugh her ass off and probably fall into the water (once again in a nice way)

- Loves surfing with friends

- Always smells like salt water/the beach

- Is the type to say "that's not a big wave" when it's the biggest wave she's ever seen

- Loves doing dangerous tricks

- Has tried to use those motor surfboards before (Tweak made her one) and failed horribly

- Loves being on a surfboard with another person

- Is super SUPER serious with any competitions, and is very competitive

- Has several gold medals and trophies

- Customizes her outfits for each event

- Trans icon in the surfing community

- Very energetic, will jump at any opportunity to help/teach people about surfing, how the ocean works, sea creatures, the history, and more

- Has used the same surfboard that she had as a kid. She refuses to change it or give it up, it holds a lot of emotional stuff

- Has bracelets and necklaces made of Kandi that have to do with surfing + has some shells

°Human°

- 100% has freckles that become more obvious with the sun

- Beach hair 24/7

- Would 100% lose hair ties and/or clips while surfing

- Has a few clear scars from crashing into rocks

°Angst°

Tw for: Mention of blood, accidents, injury, near death, drowning, transphobia

- She almost drowned while surfing as a child a few times. Sometimes she would Wipeout and not be able to get above water in time

- Had nearly cracked her skull open on some rocks

- Has a LOT of scars from hitting the seafloor and/or rocks, and has (almost) had to stop surfing a few times

- Freaks out when people go under, and always panics when she doesn't see them within a few seconds. Sometimes classes go wrong

- Had to deal with a lot of transphobic people when she started. May or may not have punched someone

- Has had a few close calls with sharks and other creatures while surfing further from land

- Sometimes her dangerous tricks go wrong and she gets really hurt

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Hope you enjoyed ^^

Requests are still open, and I posted an introduction with the Request rules and stuff ^^

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing

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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~

Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM

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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?

Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?

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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)

More sharks: Lunch is served >:3

Barnacles: I've got this!

Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*

Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...

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Kwazii: Balln't

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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!

Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-

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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!

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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...

Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur

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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes

Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes

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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?

Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-

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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?

Kwazii: Swords

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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you

Sonic Miku >:)

sonic miku. reblog her immediately.

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

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I'm running out of ideas again T~T