Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But Everyone Is Panicking And Doing Actions

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain:

Go for it!!! If you do, tag me, I wanna see >:3

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes

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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"

Kwazii: But not crashing the gup

Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you

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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life

Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso

Peso: What

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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*

Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?

Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission

Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?

Dashi: New creatures to photograph?

Shellington: Something new to study?

Professor Inkling: No.

Professor Inkling: Therapy.

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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!

*2 hours later*

Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^

Dashi: Aww, thanks!

Dashi:

Dashi: why is it salty-

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Kwazii: I have a new kid

Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?

Kwazii: no

Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*

Kwazii: his name is Patchy

Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?

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Peso: What are you listening to?

Dashi: Here, listen!

Peso:

Peso: What is this?

Dashi: no clue

(She was listening to glitchcore)

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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them

Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

•─────♡─────•

Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

─────────────────────

Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

─────────────────────

Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

─────────────────────

Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

─────────────────────

Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

─────────────────────

Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

─────────────────────

Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

─────────────────────

Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

─────────────────────

Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

─────────────────────

Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

─────────────────────

Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

─────────────────────

Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

─────────────────────

Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

─────────────────────

Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

•─────♡─────•

BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T

Ok, so I don't remember which episode this is from, but there was one where Shellington was seen doing math or something

^ this

So like the lowkey dumbass I am, I decided to check the math

I-

Buddy-

[I feel like the creators/writers/animators just keyboard smashed and hoped no one would try to test it-]

(I got major deja vu writing this-)

Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but Captain Barnacles has no self preservation skills (as normal)

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Peso: Can you explain what happened?

Barnacles: No, I can not

Kwazii walking into the room: He swam into a swarm of jellyfish again

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Barnacles: *jumps off a cliff to save a lizard*

Peso: *instant panic* CAPTAIN!

Kwazii: Give him a few seconds...

Barnacles, holding a lizard: I'm back lol

Peso: please stop doing this-

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Barnacles: No worries, I've got this!

*swims into a bunch of sharks*

Shellington: Does this happen often?

Professor Inkling, who's worked with Barnacles from day one: Yes

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Barnacles covered in bruises: I can explain

Peso: Can you?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Ok what had happened was-

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Kwazii: *crashes the Gup B again*

Barnacles: Kwazii! How could you be so reckless? Are you ok?

Kwazii: Captain you are literally on fire right now-

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Dashi: I've finally finished the video!

Tweak: What video?

Dashi: It's a compilation of all the times Captain has managed to get hurt. Nothing too bad, small things

Barnacles: *walking in with a squid wrapped around his helmet* hello

Dashi: damn it Captain-

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I'm running out of ideas so fast-

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Professor Inkling centric

Tw/Cw for swearing

Also a little OOC for some ^^'

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Professor Inkling: I'm sorry, but I've looked through the entire library

Professor Inkling: I've looked in every book, checked every page

Professor Inkling: But I just can't find where I give a fuck

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Barnacles: Professor! I have a few questions to ask you

Professor Inkling: I could say the same to you, but you go first

Barnacles: Oh, go ahead!

Professor Inkling: Thank you, I was just wondering why I could hear you playing your accordion at 5am?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: 😶

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Professor Inkling: So, explain the premise of this game again?

Tweak: Alright, so it's kind of like Alchemy, you take these things, put them together, and it makes a new things. You can make anything!

Professor Inkling: That makes sense...

*Five hours later*

Tweak: Hey Professor, just checking...

Tweak:

Tweak: How the hell did you make an entire empire ruled by Cephalopods???

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Professor Inkling: Let me check my books...

Shellington: What are you looking for?

Professor Inkling: Well for one, how to get you on a proper sleep schedule...

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Shellington, triedly walking into the library at 3am: Professor? Why are you still awake??

Professor Inkling, wide awake: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct

Shellington, quickly turning around: Understood have a nice night-

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Professor Inkling: As you know, I am an Expert at Tentacle Wrestling!!

Kwazii: A professional you say...?

Kwazii: *pulls out a vacuum cleaner with pool noodles taped to the hose*

Kwazii: Let's see if you can wrestle THIS-

Professor Inkling, having done this before: Bring it >:/

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Headcanon that Professor Inkling is a parental figure to the entire crew and has learned internet culture from Dashi

Also that Kwazii will sometimes challenge him with odd contraptions they've made

I apologize for being inactive ^^'

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes

Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God

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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-

Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times

Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times

Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us

Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you

Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire

Barnacles: OK, I get it-

Professor Inkling: No you don't.

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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?

Kwazii: I missed the screw

Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-

Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-

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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?

Kwazii: there was a spider.

Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!

Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.

Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!

Kawzii: Captain, back me up!

Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-

Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!

Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/

Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason

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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?

Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?

Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!

Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?

Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.

Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.

Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*