Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?

yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!

Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^

Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:

Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.

Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^

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I can totally see a mission going like this:

Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-

Paani: *is already running off*

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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!

Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?

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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!

Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...

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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:

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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker

Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.

Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.

They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.

ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.

Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.

Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-

They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-

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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity

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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.

Some bros being dudes :)

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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:

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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

Dude- all of your octonauts quote posts are making me wanna draw some of them, is that okay if I do?

Of course!! Be sure to tag me in them, I want to see ^^

Captain Dashi of the Octoray headcanons?

Ooo, haven't heard of this one yes, this will be fun ^^ /pos

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- Has pictures of their old team hanging EVERYWHERE

- As time goes on she'll add photos of her new crew

- I'm 100% sure that the kids/siblings of the Octopod Crew will be with Dashi on the Octoray when they are older (Including Koshi)

- So chaotic if the kids/siblings are there when older, mainly because she (likely) knew them and has embarrassed pictures of them (like Pinto faceplanting into Ice, Periwinkle getting scared by seaweed, etc.)

- She'd also hire some different crew from the kids when they're old enough, maybe have an extra medic with them just in case

- Members of the Octopod will always come to visit, even if retired. Same for the Octoray, they'll just drop by ^^

- Dashi gets sentimental every time they look at the pictures of her old team AND the new team. She'll get to watch them grow up and eventually hand off the Octoray to one of them, maybe even reassign them as a Captain of their own ship

- Everything is technology. EVERYTHING. Even more than on the Octopod. They demand it

- Tweak, Kwazii, and Shellington are the most likely to visit her. Barnacles will go every once and a while to check up on her, he'll bring Peso along too. The Vegimals and Inkling will visit at the same time every year or so depending

- Calls every single day between the Octopod and Octoray, same for game nights

- Some Vegimals will likely go with her

- The crew she hires before the kids comes and goes a lot, only like, 2 or 3 would stay until the end. Dashi is also VERRRRY selective about who they pick to be on her crew. I can see Pearl as one of the ones to come on and stay until retirement

- They have a special photo album that she keeps to herself. It's full of very special memories from the Octopod and Octoray, new and old team. It has their best and favorite memories

- In her eventually retirement, she'd hand the Octoray off to Koshi. Something is telling me Periwinkle would be her 2nd in command. Orson and Ursa would likely get sent to their own Octo-something. Pinto, I have no clue, that kid would be back and forth, freelancing and working on both ships T-T

- Still takes so many pictures, even more than when on the Octopod. They're now in control of where the ship goes, she can find all of the best spots to take pictures and help sea creatures

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Heeheehoohoo, some light feels and sad depending on what mental state you're in >:)

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

I went to watch it just to see how much it changed/how rough the transition was. That caught me more off guard than I thought

"✨🧚the great barrier reef is depending on us!🧚✨

👹👹can you feel the rising tide👺👺"

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?

You got it! ^^

Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)

Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3

Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least

Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??

Kwazii:

Kwazii: is it working-

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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand

Kwazii, confused: Ok????

Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*

Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??

Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1

Kwazii:

Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

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Kwazii: So, she kissed me

Barnacles: And you kissed her back?

Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???

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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.

Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement

Kwazii: Aww, thanks-

Tweak: and short

Kwazii:

Kwazii: >:/

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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-

Tweak: ...

Tweak: Fuck where did it go?

Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Tweak: Remember what I told you

Kwazii: I love you

Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B

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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made

Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks

Tweak:

Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag

Tweak: But now I'm interested...

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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!

Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?

Kwazii: Next question!

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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!

Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish

Tweak:

Tweak: and a complete train wreck...

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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T

Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??

Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!

Shellington laughing in the back: >:3

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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??

Tweak: Of course

Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-

Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new

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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?

Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild

Tweak: Really? What kind?

Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place

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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?

Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-

Kwazii: And?

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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!

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Kwazii: We had a date planned!

Tweak, confused: What date???

Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*

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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^

Requests are still open :>

Ok,here me out

As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii

And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...

And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...

What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso

The leader

The chaotic

And the one who deals with eveyone shit.

Y E S

This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-

Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again

Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-

Barnacles: Kwazii-

Kwazii: ahem, I mean...

Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...

Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-

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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?

Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-

Barnacles: aww, that's nice

*later*

Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-

Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner

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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!

Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...

*later that night*

Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-

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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3

Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?

Kawaii: Oh, my bad

Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3

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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture

Tweak: I-

Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-

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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???

Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??

Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!

Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-

Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*

Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-

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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...

Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?

Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times

Barnacles: What-

Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-

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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box

Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?

Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!

Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!

Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*

Barnacles reading the message: Not again-

Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??

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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??

Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-

Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!

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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve

Barnacles: I think you mean cards...

Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not

Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙

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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Barnacles: Yes

Peso: I love you

Barnacles: It back

Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*

Peso: 0 - 0

*a few minutes later*

Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?

Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-

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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think

Peso: Captain-

Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!

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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?

Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^

Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3

Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*

Barnacles: ...

Peso: ...

Barnacles: Well we did warn him-

Peso: Kwazii are you ok-

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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?

Barnacles: Um, well...

*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*

Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-

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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...

Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me

*a few hours later*

Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*

Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!

*runs out again*

Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*

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Barnacles: *is asleep*

Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*

Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...

*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*

Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)

*the next morning*

Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*

Kwazii: >:3

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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;

Requests/Asks are still open :)