Hey, Watch this!
*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*
Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it
Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^
Tw/Cw for swearing and mention of s€lf h&rm/su!c!de
(Saw another person talk about this)
Look, in all honesty from what I know reporting will put the post under review/get it deleted. At the very least, send a message to them and check up on them. Ask if they are OK, if they are safe. If needed provide them with methods to direct them towards getting help. I've talked several people down before, and all I can say is that you can't always help them or change their mind. The best you have is trying to help them while you can.
I'm open to talk whenever ^^ (if needed I'll give you my discord tag)
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon
Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead
Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc
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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*
Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*
Barnacles: E
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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?
Barnacles: Well-
Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime
Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*
Kwazii: THIS STRONG!
Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!
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Dashi: Smile!
Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*
Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*
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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*
Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*
Shellington: :0
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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend
Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend
Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend
Dashi: What are they doing?
Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do
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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*
Kwazii: *joins*
Shellington: *joins*
Tweak: *joins*
Barnacles: *joins*
Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???
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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*
Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-
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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*
Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food
Tweak: Thanks
Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*
Dashi:
Tweak:
Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-
Tweak: I knew that
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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out
I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it
Requests are still open :)
Something different from my normal shit:
Personal art!
I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:
It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)
On the back I have 2 patches:
"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )
"ABORT"
I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^
Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡
𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!
𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -
𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒
𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒
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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:
𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑
𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌
𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗
𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!
𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:
𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)
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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:
• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)
• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜
• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜
• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*
• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)
⚝
𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:
• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢
• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏
• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝
• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝
• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)
• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜
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𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:
• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝
• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝
• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)
• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.
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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎
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𝙳𝚗𝚒:
• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)
• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛
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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^
Random Octonauts headcanons that have no (technical) purpose ^^
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- Kwazii fell off his bed a lot as a child and would stay asleep the entire time
- They still do it now, and has scared everyone at least once
- Dashi does everyone's makeup at random. She will just randomly walk up and ask to do their eyeliner
- Tweak is crazy flexible and it creepy everyone out, especially Peso and Shellington. She can kind of just untangle here arms from behind her back with ease
- Barnacles runs into walls at random. He just zones out and doesn't realize they are there
- Peso has 100% managed to accidently bandage his hand/flipper to a patient before
- Shellington always has some sort of sticker on him at all times, whether it's on his face, labcoat, pants, shirt, or even in his hair/fur. The Vegamals just put them there
- Tweak has probably (accidently) broken a joystick or two while gaming
- Professor Inkling randomly forgets where his monocle is while he's wearing it
- Peso used to be that one kid who would randomly info dump about the most bizarre anatomy facts
- Kwazii likes to play with random items they find, like a slip of paper or an (unused and safe) wire. He'll just fidget with anything
- Shellington has to wear glasses but normally forgets them
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes
Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God
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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-
Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times
Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times
Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us
Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you
Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire
Barnacles: OK, I get it-
Professor Inkling: No you don't.
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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?
Kwazii: I missed the screw
Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-
Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-
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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?
Kwazii: there was a spider.
Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!
Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.
Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!
Kawzii: Captain, back me up!
Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-
Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!
Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/
Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason
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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?
Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?
Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing
Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!
Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?
Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.
Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?
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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.
Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*
Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^
IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT
(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)
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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.
These are all my personal favorites
There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough
More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3
Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?
yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!
Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^
Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:
OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:
Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.
Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^
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I can totally see a mission going like this:
Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-
Paani: *is already running off*
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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!
Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?
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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!
Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...
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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:
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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker
Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.
Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.
They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.
ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.
Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.
Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-
They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-
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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity
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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.
Some bros being dudes :)
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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:
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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;
Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.
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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________
•He/Him - 19• ••Main account (Octonauts) | I make art (patches, writing, etc) and shitpost••
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