Who's Ready For More Incorrect Octonauts Stuff? Tw For Swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii,

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is getting hurt in some way (nothing serious)

(+ note at the end)

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Barnacles: Alright, explain how this happened again?

Professor Inkling, who is tangled in his own tentacles: I challenge Kwazii while he was on cat nip-

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Peso: Good morning Twe...

Peso: Um, Tweak?

Tweak, whose arm is stuck in a gup: Oh, mornin' Peso!

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Kwazii: *backflips off a wall and into an Octoshoot*

Barnacles, who is walking near the end of the shoot: Something is telling me that something bad is about to happen...

Kwazii: *exists the shoot at full speed and crashes into Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is now on the floor: Ah, that's what it was...

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Dashi: *is taking pictures with flash on*

Dashi turning the camera towards her: I wonder...

*blinds herself while taking a picture*

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Shellington: *trips over nothing in front of Kwazii*

Kwazii taking advantage of the situation: Can't stop falling for me Shellington?

Shellington, confused: Wha-

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Vegimals: *doing their little cooking thing*

Vegi-Bot: *chaotic beeping*

Tunip in Vegimalese: Oh no-

The kitchen: *explodes*

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Peso examining a patient: Ok, almost done

Kwazii walking in: Oh hey Peso! I was wondering if-

The patient: *freaks out at Kwazii*

Kwazii: *freaks out back*

Peso: o _ o

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I want to apologize for being so inactive for a while + not getting to asks as quickly as I should. Some (pretty bad) things happened, and I deleted all social media from my phone in a panic. I'll be trying to crank out a lot more content now (I'm on break from school)

Also, sorry for this being so short/dull lol

Ryla x Dashi?

Sure thing!!

I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"

(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)

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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*

Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*

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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?

Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*

Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^

*the next day*

Ryla: Dashi...

Dashi: Yes?

Ryla: This isn't pink

Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-

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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...

Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?

Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)

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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures

Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!

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Dashi: So, how did it go?

Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!

Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/

Ryla: ok what had happened was-

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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*

Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*

Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*

Dashi: I'm so proud of you

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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow

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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?

Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day

Ryla: That doesn't answer the question

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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother

Shellington: Wait you wha-

Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!

Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-

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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine

Dashi: This is not fine-

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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?

Kwazii: HELL YES!!

Dashi: You bet >:)

Ryla: Definitely!

Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...

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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything

Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring

Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-

Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off

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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?

Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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I apologize for how long this took ^^"

I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)

Requests are still open!!

(I do ships, scenarios, and more)

** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]

Some Pro!Surfer Dashi headcanons/interactions?

YES!!!

I also tossed in some angst, there will be a TW before that part ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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°General°

- She would paint your surfboard for you. You don't even have to ask, she'll just look at it and go "Hm, how about-" and paint it. It's normally based on things you like/remind her of you

- Would 100% teach kids how to surf in her spare time

- AND TEACH THEM ABOUT SHARKS, especially their relation with surfers (mainly the boards)

- Would probably laugh when something falls off a board (in a nice way) and give encouragement

- Unless it's Kwazii. If Kwazii falls off she'll laugh her ass off and probably fall into the water (once again in a nice way)

- Loves surfing with friends

- Always smells like salt water/the beach

- Is the type to say "that's not a big wave" when it's the biggest wave she's ever seen

- Loves doing dangerous tricks

- Has tried to use those motor surfboards before (Tweak made her one) and failed horribly

- Loves being on a surfboard with another person

- Is super SUPER serious with any competitions, and is very competitive

- Has several gold medals and trophies

- Customizes her outfits for each event

- Trans icon in the surfing community

- Very energetic, will jump at any opportunity to help/teach people about surfing, how the ocean works, sea creatures, the history, and more

- Has used the same surfboard that she had as a kid. She refuses to change it or give it up, it holds a lot of emotional stuff

- Has bracelets and necklaces made of Kandi that have to do with surfing + has some shells

°Human°

- 100% has freckles that become more obvious with the sun

- Beach hair 24/7

- Would 100% lose hair ties and/or clips while surfing

- Has a few clear scars from crashing into rocks

°Angst°

Tw for: Mention of blood, accidents, injury, near death, drowning, transphobia

- She almost drowned while surfing as a child a few times. Sometimes she would Wipeout and not be able to get above water in time

- Had nearly cracked her skull open on some rocks

- Has a LOT of scars from hitting the seafloor and/or rocks, and has (almost) had to stop surfing a few times

- Freaks out when people go under, and always panics when she doesn't see them within a few seconds. Sometimes classes go wrong

- Had to deal with a lot of transphobic people when she started. May or may not have punched someone

- Has had a few close calls with sharks and other creatures while surfing further from land

- Sometimes her dangerous tricks go wrong and she gets really hurt

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Hope you enjoyed ^^

Requests are still open, and I posted an introduction with the Request rules and stuff ^^

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain:

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

Ok, so I'm a cosplayer, it's in my Bio

My Tiktok is @/_.peach.bunni._ (not completely child safe, cursing, angst, etc.)

So follow me if you'd like lol

I cosplay from Fnaf, Genshin, Danganronpa (very rare), and I'm working on a lot more, including Octonauts cosplay

I'm also making some props for Foxy, who I'm going to be cosplaying today or tomorrow

Just let me know if we're mutrals here and you follow me there, I'll follow back ^^

Ok,here me out

As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii

And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...

And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...

What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso

The leader

The chaotic

And the one who deals with eveyone shit.

Y E S

This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-

Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again

Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-

Barnacles: Kwazii-

Kwazii: ahem, I mean...

Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...

Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-

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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?

Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-

Barnacles: aww, that's nice

*later*

Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-

Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner

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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!

Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...

*later that night*

Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-

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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3

Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?

Kawaii: Oh, my bad

Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3

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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture

Tweak: I-

Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-

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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???

Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??

Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!

Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-

Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*

Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-

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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...

Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?

Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times

Barnacles: What-

Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-

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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box

Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?

Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!

Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!

Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*

Barnacles reading the message: Not again-

Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??

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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??

Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-

Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!

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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve

Barnacles: I think you mean cards...

Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not

Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙

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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Barnacles: Yes

Peso: I love you

Barnacles: It back

Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*

Peso: 0 - 0

*a few minutes later*

Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?

Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-

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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think

Peso: Captain-

Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!

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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?

Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^

Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3

Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*

Barnacles: ...

Peso: ...

Barnacles: Well we did warn him-

Peso: Kwazii are you ok-

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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?

Barnacles: Um, well...

*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*

Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-

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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...

Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me

*a few hours later*

Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*

Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!

*runs out again*

Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*

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Barnacles: *is asleep*

Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*

Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...

*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*

Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)

*the next morning*

Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*

Kwazii: >:3

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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;

Requests/Asks are still open :)

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^

Biting popsicles just hit different :3

captain barnacles bites his popsicles pass it on

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^