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AM I ALONE?
Who has days when they are reading a really good fan fiction about their favorite ship and your family keeps on calling you to do something every time it gets to a REALLY good part
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.
We need to bring back witch burnings. Far too many of you weirdos are comfortable being dumbasses knowing you won’t get tied to a log and burned alive or punched in the face for trying to flip up a random woman’s skirt in the restroom
“Stop doing that”
Like, okay let me just turn my Tourettes off real quick??
🤜Brotherly Bonding Moment🤛
*hits you with a pipe* sorrgy accident :3
Why does this app give me so many notifications? Like, I already made five posts, so what just leave me alone 😭 💀
There is more porn bots now then I have brain cells to deal with em
If one more person follows me in a bikini I’m gonna cry. I just want to write my fanfics in peace. Please!
MMMMM midnight thoughts hittin hard tonight bois, glals, and alienby folks!