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Bucky: I only just met Peter but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone here and hunt down whoever did it brutally and efficiently
Avengers as stupid shit my friends have said
Clint: That’s not a watermelon, that’s a fetus!
Nat: You shoulda kicked him in the nuts
Tony: You know what I is!
Also Tony: I’m a vagina expert
Sam to Bucky: Too painful to date
Bruce: In space there’s always a bigger rock
Wanda: Troublesome gay
Peter when someone says don’t fail: I fail at everything
Shuri: And not get pushed off roofs by furries
Bucky: So last night I ditched my friends and made an accurate representation of my soul. Cold, hard, black, shiny stone. Also somewhat damaged and incomplete.
Scott: I can’t believe they landed on me having sex! I mean get a room!
Pepper: Thanks, I hate it
Steve: I’m American
Peter from the other room: I thought you were a lesbian!
Carol: Okay who here isn’t gay?
Hope: Thanks, wish you weren’t here
Vision: I’ve tested positive for gay
Loki (even though technically not an Avenger): I LOVE STABBING CHILDREN!!
Tchalla: I ripped it apart with my bare hands!
Thor, clueless: What’s a handjob?
“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher
“They spread” -person
“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me
Spotify wrapped this year is a joke, what the fuck is Goblincore Tavern stomp And Hollar
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
Heyyoo😋
I'm Molly😁 Literally ask me anything pls I'm bored😫
"Imagine if you will, that there was a world where a based white boy who has that black teen swagger and is goated with the sauce lost his rizz. Can this jit say that his drip is bussin when he can't rizz up the local gyatt, no cap fr? Can this mid simp get the glowup and slay once more? Find out on this episode of, The Twilight Zone."
MY NEW ART🔥🔥🔥🔥 BTW THS IS A COMISSION
scary ver
I HOPE that this is satire
take this sketch i made at 3am just take it!!! i don't think i'll be able to finish it soon because my vision for it is NOT on the same level as my current skill
I just realised that Corry plays the rat in the stupid music video
Have I been obsessively listening to older noahfinnce songs recently?
Uhhhhhhh
That hasn't happened to you yet?
Stupid, I believe is the correct answer
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
ok so, I made silly refrences for three of my ocs :3
THEY ARE VERY STUPID!!!!!!!!! I love them very much
Candy's the tallest and Yellowthing's the shortest there's a lot more connected to them then just the stupid idiot trio, and I'll make newer art for that, but for now I'm gonna go DIE!!111!! dies
suicide ideation is so familiar to me that i find it really weird that it's meant to be go away just with a medicine. i fed it and let it roots grew and settle in my brain. it is more than a chemical deficiency to me. this actually became my personality and i don't want to let go
HATE when someone creates a character that's 'doomed by the narrative' because. What. Dude YOU are the writer this is YOUR story can't you just like. Fucking change it
“The Republican Party isn’t anti semitic it’s just a niche group within it” - an actual Zionist who was accusing me of anti semitism
Shall we go through their history of throwing Jewish people under the bus? The fact that the American Nazi party was made up almost exclusively with republicans? The modern GOP openly pushed the great replacement theory which is a Nazi conspiracy theory staying Jews are trying to destroy the western world with migrants using them to replace whites in America. The Jewish space laser woman who is openly embraced and endorsed by the current party?
If they cared so much about Jewish people and protecting them why do they sound like fucking Nazis?
It’s an obfuscation just as their pretend care for kids is. They don’t care about you and never will. You are a useful tool to disappear their opponents and discredit people by pointing and screaming “anti semitism” if they so much as question the party line just as they use groomer against LGBTQ people to shut them down and dehumanize them.
HELP PLEASE
HOW DO I START A RANDOM ONLINE CONVO WITH A DUDE I CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF BECAUSE HE’S ALSO A DICK TO ME BUT WE AREN’T LIKE...close. HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE?
Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon
There are way too many attractive murderers on tv and I hate it because I make excuses for them. I’m like, “yeah they murder girls my age but he’s an absolute snack”
Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon
Fictional men > reality
the mind wanders...and so does the eye
there isn’t a good explanation for this
In this world it’s either scoot or get boot
If someone hails the Soviet Union they can look at my left ass-cheek
i swear i was being sarcastic
I've been unconscious so many times its ridiculous
first aid class was lit
You can be sad with mediocre grammar
my friends are mean
Fun Fact
it only takes 8 large carrots to consume before the edges of your mouth and palms turn orange