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what’s on your mane, dad

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

mad at brennan bc he said “gilear wouldn’t have such a sad life if the bad kids didn’t interact with him so much” and yet in The Seven, bad kids nowhere to be found, he has aguefort give him a wedgie. brennan I wanna fucking talk

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Boggy saying that Phone Anxiety is real helped me manage with ongoing problems. I appreciate him with my whole being.

La Gran Gata, just vibin’

After my thousands of hours playing Skyrim in the midst of troublesome times. I'd worship Sanguine for some hedonism lite.

realistically i know a cat can’t run a blog. but like mr j does run that blog

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

Happy Todd Howard Day everybody!

Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Lyv

This is probably going to be an on & off again game diary for the 5th edition campaign I am running for my friends.

It's the first of Evening Chill. The year is 922 A.K.C

Our heroes, (an aarakocra wizard named Klauce Sextius, a satyr fighter named Kéfi Dieben, and a tortle druid named Herb) have found themselves in one of the largest cities on the continent. Unlike the capital of the kingdom of Alavast to the north, the people of Elaine have declared it to be one of the few free cities on the continent. Though whether it's truly free is up for debate. Many smaller towns in the region rely on Elaine for its vast resources, oftentimes at the cost of local resources and independence. Elaine has become what it had always dreaded, though not all see it that negatively. The party spent the day screwing around and getting supplies after their healer departed from the group. Klauce potentially found a lead for the next step in solving a great magical mystery which plagues the cosmos, by way of a soon-to-be-starting excavation of a small town just northwest of the city. The excavation was for a small series of tombs in the town, which had served as the last holy bastion for empires of old.

What happens next? Find out next time we get our session scheduled.

Everyone complaining about the Castlevania ending, you dirty filthy lot with no taste are few but let me address this anyway: YOU DESERVE TO GET THE FINALE SUPERNATURAL FANS GOT BECAUSE YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL GOOD ENDING.

Yes, that's all. You can say what you want but an actual bad ending is so traumatizing you cannot watch the same show ever again. Appreciate the good things in life such as the masterpiece that is Castlevania season 4, you fools.

Game Mastering for ttrpgs

I am one, feel free to message if for any reason, but especially if related to the Call of Cthulhu ttrpg or D&D 5e, may delve into Vampire: The Masquerade in the future, who the heck knows.

Call of Cthulhu

Tomorrow, hopefully, is the finale to my first CoC campaign. 7-8 months it has lasted. And it may be my crowning achievement.

i’m moving to skyrim - where should i live?

1.) solitude: wealthy, well-protected, festive, and boasting an exciting arts scene. this is the best place to live in skyrim. as long as you respect that free speech is not welcome here (unless you’re dressing it up in layers upon layers of inscrutable metaphor and calling it skaldic verse), you’ll do just fine. religious sorts and imperial sycophants will also appreciate solitude’s good old alessian values.

2.) whiterun: let’s be clear that there are actually only two good places to live in skyrim, and this is the other one. fair and respected leadership, a strong sense of town pride, and convenient access to just about anywhere else you’d like to go. one thing to consider is that the walls are terrible, and there’s about a 70% chance your house will be burned down with you in it if a dragon or stormcloak trebuchets come rolling by.

3.) riften: mild climate and beautiful views. plenty of employment opportunities both above and below ground, if you don’t mind that you’ll essentially be working for the same people at any of them. you won’t be allowed to get too ambitious, but that’s OK, because there’s a great sense of camaraderie among the diverse and hugely exploited working class.

4.) dawnstar: obviously chilly, but the port is busy and the mines are well-producing enough that their proprietors are taking out hits on one another. awe-inspiring sunrises over the sea and a somewhat picturesque, mysterious, maybe malignant tower overlooking the town. leadership is horrendous but easily ignored and will hopefully die of old age soon.

5.) falkreath: lovely pine forests, though the dour weather often makes it difficult to appreciate them. quirky sorts will find themselves right at home with the town’s singular fascination with death, and if you know someone who’s likely to die soon, there’s a sweet little family in the area who can help put them to rest. you might also be introduced to falkreath’s historic cemetery through having the jarl sic his bandits on you.

6.) morthal: seat of the poorest hold in skyrim, so not an ideal launching pad for your latest business venture. the remote and revolting location makes it seem like a good place to retire if you’re looking to withdraw from the outside world, but be aware that the outside world might still come creeping in from the bog. and eat you. or turn you into a vampire. or any other number of horrific things that the locals boredly chat about.

7.) winterhold: if you weren’t born in winterhold, it’s already too late to move in. the people follow a traditional nordic way of life that involves complaining loudly about how much they hate it here, but they will kill you if you agree with them. mages are so far removed from municipal life that the college of winterhold might as well be considered its own settlement for you magic users out there, but only a slightly better one.

8.) markarth: home to the greatest class disparity in the province. people from all walks of life travel through markarth, and half of them end up prison labor. if you want to live in skyrim without feeling like you live in skyrim, this completely backwards, hateful city is just waiting to murder you with its sheer drops and unmaintained 4000 year old stairs. afterwards, your broken body will support markarth’s popular farm-to-table movement.

9.) windhelm: everything bad about markarth, plus the fact that it’s also cold as the void itself. this is the worst place to live in skyrim. with one exception: if you care about history at the cost of your fingers and toes (and if you’re a woman, maybe also your spleen and your entire life), this could be the place for you. talos-deniers need not apply.

If anyone hasn’t been following awful fandom twitter things in the past week, you might have missed the horrible racist harassment campaign directed at Krystina Arielle, who is a delightful person I’m sure many of you know from things like “Sirens of the Realms,” Critical Role’s “Honey Heist 3,” Dimension 20′s “Pirates of the Leviathan” and lots of other online D&D content. She’s also a part of “Into the Motherlands,” a great TTRPG stream using the Cortex system.

The harassment was tied to the fact that she’s the wonderful new host of an official Star Wars show on youtube! The first episode came out today and is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5phi7oXDms

Please go and give it a like to shower the first episode with love and show we support Krystina! Give the video a like and, if you’re up to it, join me in reporting the harassing comments. 

Let’s show that the D&D and ttrpg community supports Krystina’s Star Wars adventure!

I’m always delighted when I write down a new subject that I should talk with my therapist about. A new addition in a long line of things that I’m anxious about.

My school had a group discord call and I was immediately reminded of how much I despised it.

if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

my main ttrpg is Call of Cthulhu i feel like that’s something my haters would also put on callout posts so giving them a heads up

The other day I said I would let Terelion be happy…

Terelion (they/he) Dar-Ma (she/her)

One of my favorite things in existence is Tales From The Gas Station, and my worst fear is that I’ll forget about it before getting myself to listen to everything and to read it fully.

Forgot to post this here but…

Guys I love Frog Lady 🥺

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