Pissy Customers Don't Even Phase Me I Have A Degradation Kink You Should Be Embarrassed This Doesn't

The Archivist

all of humanity in his hands

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Season 5 Jon and Martin be like

Perfume bottles from Sir Henry Wellcome’s Museum Collection.

She/her but in the way Brennan used she/her to describe the Box of Doom

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

I'm not really in the MCR fandom but I get a lot of exposure to it and I like that every picture of Gerard Way here is captioned like "my sweet little mouse wife, she's only three blueberries tall and lives in a little hollowed out pumpkin and wears a little apron and makes little pies and has little tea parties with her animal friends on a little mushroom table, and we like to hold hands and frolick through the fields and pick flowers and cuddle under a blanket with hot cocoa in front of the fireplace when it gets cold" and pictures of Frank Iero are captioned like "I need to stomp his fucking skull in and blend him into a fine meat paste" and both of those things mean that you like the person