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my attempt at the iconic:

so i got into TMA this summer,,,

(my own original work so please don’t repost anywhere without credit!)

how're you supposed to be normal after finishing the magnus archives no glue no borax

I finished it during free time at school today my friends were very concerned 💔

im bored and currently hyperfixated on both alnst and tma so why not assign the alien stage main cast fears they would be avatars of.

spoilers for alien stage up to round 7 + the magnus archives up to 111 (I am only on mag 192, please don't spoil the ending of tma for me i beg of you ;-;)

also I got this idea from looking through the yourfaveisanavatar blog so credits to them

Mizi is difficult but I believe she could be an avatar of the slaughter. I mean, she was driven by her mental state into attacking Luka in round 5. According to the wiki, the slaughter manifests as people driven mad by slaughter. Mizi kinda has been if you think about it. Idk, Mizi was hard.

Sua seems like an avatar of the lonely to me. She doesn't really speak with anyone except Mizi, social isolation i guess. I feel like I also remember hearing people say the lonely can come across as people who seem sorta... blank. Sua is like that in a way? Hard to explain. Idk, I'm struggling with Sua despite being a Sua fan just because we don't know a ton about her. ;-;

Ivan is an avatar of the corruption. I know, hear me out, because corruption is usually bugs and mold and stuff... but corruption can also manifest as unhealthy love and companionship. His unhealthy love and attachment to Till is a big part of Ivan's character, making me think he could be an avatar of the corruption.

Till is an avatar of the desolation to me. I know he hasn't particularly been portrayed with any fire, yeah, but the desolation also manifests as destruction of potential. Round two, anyone? I mean.. he quite literally destroyed the potential of his opponent, not allowing them a chance.

Luka is an avatar of the spiral and no one can change my mind. Luka has manipulated Mizi and Till, he messes with their head, making them question reality. See Sua and Ivan, the people they've lost. That's the whole point of the spiral, a mindfuck. Feeling like your mind is lying to you. Seeing shit. So I think Luka could easily be a spiral avatar.

Hyuna is an avatar of the hunt, maybe? I'm not too sure for her ngl. She doesn't really classify as any of the avatars.

Anyways thank you for coming to my autistic rant ted talk.

homophobic vase will never not be the funniest thing tma did

he's beholding, fathoming even

Are there any TMA or WTNV fans who are going to Star Market in Moscow? I am begging, please dm me. I am to scared to go alone

Are the villains gonna search for the way to make themselves immortal or some thing similar? Why have so much alchemical refereces?

I’m just gonna post this because like whatever. I did this on a whim and spent WAYYY too long on it it, were also ignoring the fact that I don’t have matte varnish and needed to use gloss. I’m bad at photographing art but anyway enjoy !!!

Girls don’t want to be mothers girls want to be archivists who in actuality are Christ-like avatars of visceral animalistic fear

Idea:what if we kissed while I was wearing the Jmart perfume??

Every time someone draws Martin and it looks like he’s izuku midoriya an angel loses it’s wings

If you ask me what my favorite part about the magnus archives is I would say it’s the characterization. Not a single character is one dimensional. Martin, the lighthearted almost comedic relief character, the guy who had a crush on his boss and brought the guy tea like every day was the most pragmatic character in the end. He escaped prentiss and prepared for her attack, outsmarted Peter Lucas, got HIMSELF out of the lonely, and he always, without fail, knew the harsh reality of every situation. Jonathan sims aka the archivist is shown to be a grumpy, gloomy, and all around skeptical person, but his actions don’t reflect that. He desperately digs for answers, refuses to ask himself questions before running into dangerous situations, and he’s such a hopeless romantic. The man with every fact or hard truth in the book likes to imagine he might be good.

It’s the same in the magnus protocol

Alice is funny and carefree, she jokes and talks without thinking, she likes to tell people they are doomed, likes to joke about the bleakness of life, but it’s so obvious she believes in something brighter. Or she at least believes in loving the people around you to the point where at her lowest she manages to pick herself up by the boot straps and LEARN. Her friends are dead or gone and all she can think about is finding out how to fix it, forward motion. Celia is complex specifically in her feelings. She doesn’t seem to regret throwing Sam to the wolves necessarily, but she’s scared for him, guilty. Her guilt eats her alive even if she would have done the same thing again, for her baby, for her life. Gwen is interesting because through every single one of her arrogant, snobby, “I’m better than you”s, she never ever believes it. She might think she’s better, might reach for power, claw her way to the top, but does she ever actually think she’s better? Would she ever have the confidence in herself to ask for help, she is stuck in a limbo state where she wants to be separate from everyone but can’t help but to seek their company, even when it’s clear she isn’t even welcome.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, none of this makes any sense, I’m gonna fall asleep now.

Sometimes when I’m sad I just listen to TMA and then I’m scared

Real middle school breakup core

i cant believe jon and martin were only together for 10-12 business days

I work at a gym and it really reminds me of the gym episode of tma, scares the shit out of me when I have to close

randomly got the motivation to return to my tma spiderman au silliness. venom jon (someone said jenom and i’ve unable to get it out of my head ever since)

ok lore wise [beware tma spoilers] jon having the symbiote is equivalent to him becoming an avatar. he dies end of s3 era and oliver banks gives him the symbiote, and he relies on feeding the symbiote to survive. the symbiote itself isn’t sentient (there are instances of this in the comics so don’t come at me for that) he just has to feed it either trauma (s4 era) or straight up eat people (s5 era). martin is all for it because he’s a monster kisser

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

Every time I open tumblr and see that TMA is trending I cackle gleefully and rub my hands together like a cartoon villain

Happy bpm day guys

Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate

another day another cosmic existential horror podcast co-written by Jonny sims 🫡

When I realized what the little title picture with the cassette tape actually meant all along 😃

Me before listening to TMA: body horror? idk if I’ll be able to handle this, it bothers me in stranger things

Me after TMA: *eating lunch whilst listening to stories of people’s faces being peeled of in I Am in Eskew* hmm interesting

Georgie and Jon’s dynamic is so important bc even though they weren’t compatible romantically they were still platonic besties and supportive of each other’s relationships and Jon went to her when he had nowhere else to go in this essay I will

also the fact that Jonny Sims got his irl wife to voice his character’s ex-girlfriend will never not be funny

Every fandom has a comfort emo and an iconic old hag that is universally despised

Some more humble s2-s3 memes bc I work hard to make this hellsite a home

Let’s be honest it was only a matter of time before I made a brutal pipe murder meme, and I think about Mag 86 every damn night 😃

and I miss Tim every damn day

My personal favorite is “supplemental: I’ve broken into Gertrude’s flat”

Oh also Martin finding the pictures Jon took of Tim’s house 😭

Unhinged Jon will forever be the funniest Jon, man was really out roaming the tunnels and stalking his coworkers like there was no tomorrow

“SHITSHITSHITSHIT” “Martin stay with me” “SHIT SHIT SHIT” *sounds of gunfire and bagpipes*

How to start a discussion within the TMA fandom: ask everyone to remember exactly where they were when they heard Michael Distortion’s loud ass death scream for the first time