Jonathan Sims - Blog Posts

my attempt at the iconic:

so i got into TMA this summer,,,

(my own original work so please don’t repost anywhere without credit!)

he's beholding, fathoming even

I’m just gonna post this because like whatever. I did this on a whim and spent WAYYY too long on it it, were also ignoring the fact that I don’t have matte varnish and needed to use gloss. I’m bad at photographing art but anyway enjoy !!!

Girls don’t want to be mothers girls want to be archivists who in actuality are Christ-like avatars of visceral animalistic fear

I think taking a BeReal might have killed Jonathan Sims. (For reference I was thinking about how I’ve been multiple times to concerts where the singer has absolutely no idea how to take a BeReal when they get passed a phone). I then came to the conclusion if one of the archival assistants handed Jon their phone and said “take my BeReal” he would’ve dropped dead of being so damn confused.

My interpretation of Jon (a quick sketch) As of the finale of s3.

I’m only on episode 106 so no spoilers baddies 😒💔

I work at a gym and it really reminds me of the gym episode of tma, scares the shit out of me when I have to close

My OC (big girl) with all my fav characters.

What I can think of rn: podcasts, sonic, my oc’s

I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)

Mmmmmmmm podcasts

This is a year difference between Martin drawings…

Literally my favorite sketchbook page so far

randomly got the motivation to return to my tma spiderman au silliness. venom jon (someone said jenom and i’ve unable to get it out of my head ever since)

ok lore wise [beware tma spoilers] jon having the symbiote is equivalent to him becoming an avatar. he dies end of s3 era and oliver banks gives him the symbiote, and he relies on feeding the symbiote to survive. the symbiote itself isn’t sentient (there are instances of this in the comics so don’t come at me for that) he just has to feed it either trauma (s4 era) or straight up eat people (s5 era). martin is all for it because he’s a monster kisser

The fact that alternate universe Jon and Martin are disembodied voices speaking out of a shitty computer that runs Windows 95 is very on brand for them tbh

“SHITSHITSHITSHIT” “Martin stay with me” “SHIT SHIT SHIT” *sounds of gunfire and bagpipes*

I can no longer go a day without getting hello Jon’d

Trying to picture Jon fucking around in America half crazy and paranoid with approximately .63 hours of sleep has me wheezing

Trying to imagine Basira’s face when she opened his drawer and it’s funnier every time 💀

Assorted s3 memes ✨

Me when TMA portrays pessimists and people who struggle with emotional unavailability as humans with feelings:

It’s ok Jon I was also a deeply annoying child

I’m sorry but this is the only way I can picture The End

Assorted s1-s2 memes pt. 2

Jon when someone brings him another statement about mummies:

He’s such a hater but I love him sm

Just some assorted s1-s2 memes

The love/hate relationship with Mag 40 is real 🥲

Trevor really out there slaying on those streets

Condolences to Jon for having to read this aloud 💀

Who is this hoe I already hate him

Update: this didn’t fucking age well did it