The fact that alternate universe Jon and Martin are disembodied voices speaking out of a shitty computer that runs Windows 95 is very on brand for them tbh
“Dammit”:
unoriginal
mild
overused
“Hag’s tits”:
forceful
unexpected
startling
“Even working with an ex?”
OH?!?! Jon and Georgie core
Here have a meme from the first book bc I haven’t read any more in agos shhhhh
In another universe this is them
Rebooting the Jamshid meme I made for my Daevabad read through bc I would die for Saze
He is my boy and he is pure. Protect him at all costs.
catch me saying [text obscured by blood] instead of [redacted] from now on
“Who keeps stealing Georgie’s face?” WHAT THE HELL ABSOLUTELY NO ONE EVERYTHING IS 100% FINE 😃😃
“hmmm Shallan has been looking kinda bored lately, maybe I should take her to a dark scary street tonight and kill some guys in front of her to spice things up” -Jasnah probably
trash for sci-fi fantasy || working hard to make this hellsite a home || take thou spoilers elsewhere wench
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