Vastnessenjoyer - Ophie

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

I tend to forget how important it really is to me that people recognize the fact that I am, i'm fact, a queer person.

The way I choose to present myself makes it very easy for people that want to ignore that fact to cast it aside when they find it most convenient. Which, while sometimes still jarring, I've come to expect.

And then I will have one singular interaction with someone who just gets it, alludes to my queerness speaking as if it was a given, and I'm suddenly overwhelmed with the realization of "Oh. I have been missing it. It really was an important and valuable, indispensable, part of what makes me fundamentally myself".

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes

also i do believe love is at it's most radiant when two people experience eachother in these opposing manners and manage to be so conscientious and aware of the other that they are both independently able to recognize that these conflicts of perspective were really... Never conflicts at all. And that these differences of perspective could only ever enrich your relationship (unless, of course, one is apathetic to your special someone's inner world and their machinations). Anyways, it has all been said before. To be loved is to be known and whatnot.

love as attachment and as actions to maintain that attachment vs love as a driving force from deep within you. love that you carefully cultivate like a houseplant vs love that makes you do stupid, irrational things. love that's convenient vs love that happens against your will. love that makes you curl in on yourself to as to make room for another vs love that rips you apart, blasts every one of your particles to kingdom come until you both become something new. love that makes you genuinely ask do you really want to do this on your wedding night vs love that makes you pelt someone with water bottles because you're so so afraid of them leaving.

gertrude "i thought it would hurt more" robinson is hands down the best character in that whole podcast she never did anything wrong in her life except for maybe all the atrocities but they were kinda slay so it's fine

im glad you’re back

AHHHHHH I thought we were doing friendship and they were getting to know each other but he was HACKING her, she's disappearing he's BREAKING THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL

Anyone else freaking out over the Hannibal reunion happening in Chicago this April ಠ_ಠ