Saying You Have A High IQ But No Scientific Achievements Is Like Saying Your A Fast Reader But Don't

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

"Loving family man that will be remembered"

- News talking about some dead guy they would have never mentioned if he wasn't murdered and will never mention again outside the context of the murder

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

I would PAY to watch a dnd campain where you have to kill a cult leader that has the classic cult of personality and is initally revealed to have invented all evil magic but after you kill him - ALL magic starts to disappear so you have three days to ressurect him to restore good and evil to the world.

But the cult leader had accended to the highest being (the DM) so those entire 3 days he gained every piece of knowlege the DM did. So they come back with not only fourth wall awareness but exact knowlege of the game mechanics.

It's just a preference. I just want to date among my own kind:

I want a fellow murderer.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

The lesser secret agents of Red versus Blue should have been named after USA territories. "God dammit agent Puerto Rico! You're always a fuckup"

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.