The Lesser Secret Agents Of Red Versus Blue Should Have Been Named After USA Territories. "God Dammit

"Did the Holocaust really happen to unorthodox Jews?"

-Ben Shapiro probably

Bad at math: Dyscalcula

Bad at reading: Dyslexia

Bad at statistics: Religious

Don't say BCE. Christians invented the calendar.

And always raise your arm at a 45 degree angle at rocket takeoffs to respect their inventor

Could you imagine if the assassin gets a jury acquittal and just shows up to the Joe Rogan podcast and there's debate about banning his accounts from social media and he gets in a Twitter feud with Elon Musk. That's the wild timeline I want to live in.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down

I'm so capitalist, I don't equally distribute my sugar between scoops of my measuring spoon.

All libertarians have to do to create their utopia is be competent enough to overthrow a preexisting government. They could just hire an army of mercenaries. It's that simple but literally nowhere has the popular support to allow this to happen.

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

With all the wild tier lists out there I'm surprised there isn't a holocaust tier list: "Jew? Definitiely a solid B tier. Lotta good jews died. Cripples... Now hear me out - Imma go S"