Don't Say BCE. Christians Invented The Calendar.

How to go from rural to non rural in a region:

Step 1. Don't be a shithole

That's it. Then people will move there and it will become populated. The word for "rural country" is just third world. Because rural areas are low opportunity shitholes and everyone that lives there is stupid.

SPICY baby Jesus

Geisha was a job in ancient Japan where they charmed guests by playing party games. They were the original Twitch streamers.

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

I think that cultural appropriation doesn't apply to British people. Cultural appropriation is British culture.

What's a more Christian worldview?

Pope Francis: "Show compassion for everyone in line with the literal, supernatural teachings of Jesus"

Jordan Peterson: "I'm an atheist that literally doesn't believe in magic. I just really don't like black people"

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.