Geisha Was A Job In Ancient Japan Where They Charmed Guests By Playing Party Games. They Were The Original

Hating black people is only racist if you don't hate everyone else. I support authoritarian police efforts not out of racism but out of a broad and opportunistic hatred for all of humanity.

Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down

Shoutout to president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for not erasing his Mountain Dew heritage despite the overwhelming cultural hegemony of Brando. Just as Barack Hussein Obama was mocked for his foreign sounding middle name, Dwayne maintained a loyalty to Brando despite a ancestry of Mountain Dew loyalists.

The international space station would be a awful place without the windows. It would be like a submarine.

Let's be for real here: If quirks were real, discrimination would 99% be just how attractive it made you. People would care very little if anyone was a mutant.

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.

Why would he buy this? Is he stupid?