Hating Black People Is Only Racist If You Don't Hate Everyone Else. I Support Authoritarian Police Efforts

What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.

If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.

It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

We misjudged Elon. He is a true gamer since that salute. Truly a partaker of gamer culture and perhaps gamer words. Truly wouldn't be out of place in any Call of Duty lobby.

He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.