"Aura - Scuff Your Jordan's"

The virgin political compass with 37 thousand axis of billions of possible values

> Cringe

> Impossible to keep track of

The Chad Machiavelli system: "All societies are either principalities or republics. Principalities are good. Republics are bad"

> Based

> Very easy to keep track of

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist

Remember that time in Assassins Creed 2 when you could meet in secret with Leonardo da Vinci and pay to invent a retractable assassin gun and then proceed to gun down every corrupt figure in Italy. We need to return to this golden era of total realism. This totally happened.

If I ever get a doctorate you better believe I'll be a dick about it. Imma pull up on 4chan as DOCTOR anon.

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

YouTube video: "Moustache man shouldn't have unalived himself but know he isn't in H.E. double hockey sticks"

YouTube: "We did it! Our censors saved the video!"

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.