If I Ever Get A Doctorate You Better Believe I'll Be A Dick About It. Imma Pull Up On 4chan As DOCTOR

Never trust someone that says "it's just science" or "BIOLOGY" If you can't get more specific than that then you're full of shit.

Someone mod HOI4 to have a combat strategy where instead of retreating, units continue dodging until the enemy runs out of bullets then your unit beats the shit out of them.

A philanthropic lower monarch convinces the kaiser to not only restrict submarine warfare - but ALL warfare. The kaiserbat!

The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

How to go from rural to non rural in a region:

Step 1. Don't be a shithole

That's it. Then people will move there and it will become populated. The word for "rural country" is just third world. Because rural areas are low opportunity shitholes and everyone that lives there is stupid.

Luigi deserves the cult that Trump has.

Hating black people is only racist if you don't hate everyone else. I support authoritarian police efforts not out of racism but out of a broad and opportunistic hatred for all of humanity.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

If I was born in colonial times I like to think I'd be against slavery but there's no way in hell I'd accept science. Witchcraft seems like a more plausible explanation for solar eclipses than planetary movements tbh. I know it's wrong but it seems more believable intuitively.

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.