YouTube Video: "Moustache Man Shouldn't Have Unalived Himself But Know He Isn't In H.E. Double Hockey

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.

Talking to the average human:

Can you beat a pro chess player at chess? No.

Can you beat a pro pilot at piloting? No.

Can you beat a pro artist at art? No.

Can you beat a pro researcher at research? I'M AN INDIVIDUAL!!! I DON'T NEED ANY EDUCATION 1!1! MY IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

Trump announced he will not be pardoning the one black guy that took part in January 6th. In that one specific instance it looks gang related.

Is there anyone still trained to measure skull shapes in line with old pseudo science and phrenology? I want to have an analysis of my skull shape and treat it like a permanent horoscope.