Trump Announced He Will Not Be Pardoning The One Black Guy That Took Part In January 6th. In That One

You think hundreds of years from now there will be buried treasure and it's just a bitcoin USB

Why is the skibidi toilet meme so hated? It seems not out of place with any other gmod humor.

If I ever get a doctorate you better believe I'll be a dick about it. Imma pull up on 4chan as DOCTOR anon.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe