Dustin: H-how Do You Ask Someone Out? Eddie: Well, First- Steve: Don't Ask Eddie, He Asked Me Out

He would just smile awkwardly and wave at all the horrified people like:

"He's fine, we're just playing a game! Isn't that right bud!?"

"Fuck you Luther"

All I want from season 4 is a scene where Luther throws Five only to realize a split second later that he can’t teleport so he definitely just threw what looks like a child off off a staircase in public.

Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny

Wait I’ve seen this scene so many times and I’m just now seeing Steve’s bi panic?

This just made everything so much better

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

Kids in America

by Marty Wilde and Ricky Wilde

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

YOU WALNUT

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

What did I just read?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Reposting Steddie fall vibes now that it's actually fall

Give me a drawing prompt 4 your favorite gay couple😊❤