YOU WALNUT
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
Give me a drawing prompt 4 your favorite gay couple😊❤
*Steve crying because of Nancy* Eddie: There there, Steve. Steve, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Eddie: Great question-
this is the most wonderful thing😂😂
so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…
my dad’s first meme
he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves
Just my contribution to the Steddie fans❤❤
Dustin: So, are you two dating now? Steve & Eddie: Yes. Dustin: Why? Steve: I happen to find Eddie very appealing. Dustin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him
reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from
Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!